A major announcement from the Hive today coming in response to the sexual abuse scandalous that have have rocked the views of the changelings. Chrysalis herself, sending a powerful message.
"Nopony, and I mean nopony, out molests the Changelings, especially not some damn Princess of Love!"
Should Princess Cadence be worried?
And did you know bat ponies really, really, love fruit. In fact, we have video of what happens when you leave a bat pony alone with a pear. Unfortunately we can't play it due to its graphic and sexual content. Not even the audio. Freaky, right?
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Major news today out of the Hive, Queen Chrysalis addressed the latest set of sexual abuse allegations, announcing that changelings around the world were not about to be out molested by some damn Princess of Love.
"To my fellow children. Heed my word. Nopony out molests the changelings, no pony, especially not some pathetic excuse of a princess!"
Night guard/Anon 69 Correspondent Stella joins us now from the Hive. Hi Stella.
"Sup Anon. Today was a monumental day in the Hive. Just hours ago, Queen Chrysalis walked out into the balcony, addressed a major swarm and told them quote, "that if Princess Cadence comes for her, she best not miss." Take a listen;"
"Were Changelings, damn it! We already have thousands of abused ponies, no, creatures on the books. You really think were gonna let a single fucking whore beat us at the molestation game? Pfft, please."
Well she certainly doesn't seem to be pulling any punches. What's the queens strategy here?
"Well Anon, the queen strategy is to essentially put the princess of love on blast. Almost immediately after he called her quote, "barely even a molester," and even went so far to dis her quote, "I even molested your husband. Beat that bitch." She then invited Princess Cadence and her family to the Hive to, "show them how its done."
Wow, sounds like shots fired. Has the princess responded?
"Yes in fact, the princess issues an official statement today strongly condemning the Queen's announcements by saying quote, "if you crusty ass bugs want a molest off, then you got yourselves one."
Interested to see how this one plays out. Thank you so much, Stella.
"Thanks. Anon."
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