Discord suddenly has a protégé of sorts. If only his new student wasn't already a master of the chaotic arts....

Anon may be the smallest standing in all of Equestria, but he is the largest when if comes to having fun. Always getting himself and ponies around him into shenanigans. Anon likes to take thing up to 11, and many of the ponies let him. Join us as we sit back and watch Anon do things that no human has done before.

This fic contains very large ponies.

I have walked these lands for many years. I have seen things I probably shouldn't have, and have met beings who were about as odd as they come.

When I was betrayed, I wanted revenge. Now, after Discord's second defeat, I can finally have that revenge.

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A LoHAV fic!
Teen for swearing, with some bits and pieces of gore in later chapters.
It will vary between 1st POV and 3rd POV, but it will mostly be in 1st POV.

Taptaptap "Is this thing on?" More tapping "Come on, work you piece of sh- what? It's already on? Why the fuck didn't you say so!?" Cue breaking noises.

Johnny isn't really as stable as he used to be. Once upon a time he was a nice kid, bright as a button and thought nothing was better than hanging out with his friends. After being locked in stone for a few centuries with only the memories of the dead to think of, that changed. Now he just follows the urges that made him a killer in the first place, but he'll still have his fun along the way.

He can barely even remember his name, what with everyone calling him Freddy or the Nightmare. He will remember though, and he will have his fun with the-

"Cliché, retarded horse fuckers that shoved me in a fucking statue for fucking ages! Fuck yo-!"

Shhhhhh. You don't get fourth wall powers until like chapter ten or so. Good boy. Now then, read at your own risk and make sure to enjoy the ride because his one is bumpy!

Warning: May contain excessive offensive language and gore, as is expected when using good ol' Freddy, proceed at own risk.

One night, a strange object crashes in Equestria. After Celestia sends a patrol to investigate a strange creature breaks into the castle. It succumbs to its wounds, but before it does it passes on what may not only be Equestria's savior, but Celestia's future.

Join Draco as he grows up in a world of ponies, magic and fantasy. There are those who accept this new being, and others who do not. But in his future, he'll have to come to terms with a shocking, and daunting, revelation.

Alternate Story to To Call the Moon My Own (You don't have to read it to understand this one!)

Cover art by Panzertank. Big thanks to him!

Featured 7/12/15! Thank you all for my first feature!

The humans called me murderer. Freak. Monster.

My people called me warrior. Heir. Hero.

Them? The ponies? Her?

Friend. Family. Lover.

It's been a long time since anyone ever called me that, and it's even stranger with "love". But can they know me truly? Can I trust them with the truth? And more importantly… can I protect them from the truth?

…from myself?

Thanks to Panzertank for the cover art!

I happen to be a huge Starcraft fan. So, when Comic-Con came to town, I just had to go as a zerg—my favorite race—of my own devising. The only thing that I could not make or get in time, were some clawed gloves that go with my outfit. So when I saw the perfect pair, I just had to buy and try them on. So, then I blacked out and found myself in the land of techno-colored ponies. And I discovered that I was not in control of my actions; it was the genocide named Prime Directive that was in control. And so, the zerg spread over half of Equestria before they managed to blast me with the rainbow. I was turned to stone, and I ended up becoming the one in charge. Now I need to convince the ponies that I'm not evil anymore. (My first fic, and a LoHAV. Thanks to all constructive critics that are helping me, or have helped me.)

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Hey everyone! The name's Chris....or at least it was on Earth.....Yeah.......

I was a normal guy living a normal teenage life, when I was summoned to Equestria as part of some kind of bet between Discord and Ares. (Yes, god of war), and apparently the deal included me becoming the embodiment of uncontrollable rage.

Now I'm stuck in Canterlot as a statue....

For 7000 f***ing years.....

Ironically, I'm a nice guy at heart.
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Stories referenced and/or recommended:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/178610/i-will-hunt-you-down

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/159953/f-it-im-having-fun

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/182126/the-mighty-warrior-of-epicness

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/186544/dragon-of-the-past

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/181328/the-last-ride

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/171269/the-cabal

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/171952/the-hunted

Quarter Tone, an alternative guitar musician, seeks to achieve fame and his special place in a town called Ponyville for this place holds a lot of reputation.

Along with his trusty guitar, a White Les Paul called Nixus (yes, it's that special), he will try to aim for the top... or somewhere nearby. Who knows.

What he doesn't know is that a couple of ponies are gonna get involved in both his personal life and career. And boy, things are gonna get interesting.

Once he meets Vinyl and Octavia, something big is going to happen. He is going to face new challenges and this time, those challenges aren't about the music only.

What can Quarter Tone do to solve his new problems, especially when those problems are his new roommates!?

The awesome art belongs to bigmacintosh7 from DeviantArt. This guy is a great artist, with a lot of potential. Make sure to check him! The level of Anthro is here. Hold on to your horses! The bass is going to drop soon!

*(It is ALL set in the Pre-Banishment era if you are confused at first, and also I am NOT trying to go for the overused, cliche root. You will be surprised for what I have in store.)*

Went to Gam3rcon with my brother.
"Your going as the Chief?"
"Yeah, cooler than your costume anyway"
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Bought the Holy chainsaw staff of Skorge.
"Real metal. It's made of real metal. That's cool I suppose."
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It came with a Horse amulet.
"What the hell?"
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Mobbed by bronies.
"This guy has an Alicorn Amulet!"
'Aw Hell No!"
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Whisked into a land against my will.
"I must be in Japan, I know how random they can be..."
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Become the unofficial detriment of a blue pony princess.
"Thou massacering Mongrel!"
"What?!"
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Some holiday to Colorado this turned out to be...