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Sarcastic Brony

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't


Anon may be the smallest standing in all of Equestria, but he is the largest when if comes to having fun. Always getting himself and ponies around him into shenanigans. Anon likes to take thing up to 11, and many of the ponies let him. Join us as we sit back and watch Anon do things that no human has done before.

This fic contains very large ponies.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 76 )

I expect to laugh. Or is that too much?

Super saiyan levels over 9000:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

Do you happen know who the artist of these pictures is? I've seen one or two more, but never really pursued them.

Also, your story is really good (or at least I think so). Keep doing pretty much exactly what you're doing, man.

TIme for the shitz and gigglez!

The source should lead to the artists tumblr.

Link in case it isn't working. http://nivrozssafezone.tumblr.com/

wait, is he serious about the whole take over equestria thing?

So far so good! Keep it up! :pinkiehappy:

I'm expecting romance now ._.
Amazing fic, I can't wait to see the next chapter :D


so wait, when you say 'large ponies' do you mean like with their regular proportions, but they're just taller than us? Or do you mean large as in...well...big around the belly/waist area...? Cover art makes me think the latter.

I dunno why, but large ponies seem very adorable/huggable :D.

Cover art is accurate in all senses. They are taller than humans, but also rather pudgy.

Maybe, maybe not.

I wonder if he has thought of dimond dog soldier to assist him ... then again he might be to small though he could promise that their females would not be touched by his hands so that might convince them. ( would help if he wanted to poison the ponies water supply in bulk rather then one at time) :trixieshiftleft: :trixieshiftright: cant defend if your fighting for toilets now can you.:trollestia:

doesn't give you much in the way of slaves though unless you've got a infinite pool of stretchable pony diapers.... though if any resistance gets that your doomed anyway.

do all of the above in one chapter :D
i love this please do more:fluttershysad:

Anyone replace the word anon with the word flapjack for the title of tbis fic?

This is awesome! ^^

The cover art gives me the strangest ladyboner...

This is oddly adorable. More, please!

Very random, but not bad. Writing could be improved... Still, it's worth following just for the chuckles.

The proportions look like they match normal horses. The size is a good bit bigger, though.

4687020 Interesting challenge - I'd love to see that.

4683990 Gah! :rainbowwild::raritydespair::pinkiesick::derpyderp2::ajbemused::applecry::fluttershbad::unsuresweetie::trixieshiftleft: WHY?! Look at that monstrosity that dares call itself Luna! Run Anon! Run for your life! She's too big, you'd have to swim in her to make her pleased!

this kept me grinning all the way through.:pinkiehappy: great job Sal:eeyup:

You come up with the craziest shenanigans.

Also, when I saw the picture and the description, I thought they would all be fat as well as larger than Anon.

4696888 Ditto!! I dont know why, but ponies have that size, along with being pudgy are somewhat adorablehilarious!!

They Are not VERY large.... They are morbidly obese.

Actually really fun read though I wish there was more


I'm kind of hoping that this gets updated at some point...

I WANT MORE!!!!!!! I've read this chapter 10 times and I love it as much as the first time I did!!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Holy god lunas huge!

Not as big as I imagined, to be honest. Now I'm guessing a normal pony would be about 6'-8'?

Good thing he's friends with Luna, otherwise I think Celestia woulda squashed him long ago.

A Luna plushie with those dimensions would be so awesome.

Anon has the real life version. He just has to remember to do some scratchies every now and then.

Hmmm, following that chart, if Anon only comes up to Celly's Hock he'd have to be 2 feet tall. That is unless she's exaggerating.

The "hock" is the back knee joint to a horses leg. Celestia is also taller than Luna. So Anon would be about 5-6ft tall in relation to the size chart.
Dat size difference


True she is taller then Luna, but only a head taller minus horns as seen in the picture you linked. And with Luna's hock ("It is the anatomical homologue of the ankle of the human foot." - Wikipedia) at 2 feet on the chart and her head being 2 feet aswell, Celly's could only be a max of 4 feet if all the added hight was in her hoofs.

The artist Nivrozs who drew Luna's chart also did one for Celly, but he didn't account for the usual height difference.

But regardless, love the story and looking forward for more.

I had some time to waste, so here are some edits on where the hock is located on the Luna size chart.

I also seen the Celestia image and largely ignore it due to the fact, as you said, he didn't account for the size difference between the two. I was going to make an edit of it to make it more "accurate".


Ah, I see wear I was making the mistake. I always forget that a lot of the anatomy was rework for mlp ponies. Thanks for clearing it up for me.

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