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Themaskedferret


I'm many former things.

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Just what it says on the tin, kiddos. This is where I'll throw my writing scraps and things I'll probably never use or finish. It's probably for the better.

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Zerg! And ponies! Brotoss! And ponies! Those other guys too...and ponies!!
Random Crossover Comedy. Leave your logic at the door.
The ongoing misadventures of the mane six and various guest appearances as they all strive to overcome the varied mad challanges and scenarios set before them.

Now with awesomely, way more betterness and all around great cover picture.

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Here are some things I never finished, presented without (much) further comment.

The Humanification Bureau: Spirit of Magic – sequel to The Humanification Bureau.
Sour Note – Vinyl Scratch and Octavia as housemates. Also featuring Sparkler.
Not a Comic Artist – The story of how White Noise (a character from Long Distance) got his cutie mark.
Unchangeling – A changeling story.
First Impressions – A remarkably uneven unfunny OC parody.
Interlude: Bonus Stories – Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Editor for Hire – A meta story about reviewing self-insert alicorn fics.
Rule the Third – Spike finds more rules for his Dragon Code.
Only Immortal – Princess-centric world-building. Written as a summary that was to be expanded.
Nyx and Friends! – Nyx stars in her very own sitcom!
My Little Brony – Rainbow Dash finds something in a cardboard box.

Permission is granted to anyone who wants to continue, remix or otherwise take inspiration from these stories to do so to their hearts' content.

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Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.


Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

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These are the voyages of the... wait, wrong cue card... Ahem. Yes. These are a collection of silly, off-the-hoof stories written whilst bored as a kind of self-hazing experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Some are short, real short, and only one is of any substantial length, but you may enjoy them.

I think they're now complete, until we get new victims... er, pre-readers, who wish to join in.

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This is where I will post all my short, inconsequential, or hard to find fics. Equestria Daily used to do a lot of writing challenges before it became too popular to be able to manage all the submissions, and most of these are from events like that. I'll have them all collected here and update them here when necessary. most will be one-shots and will probably not be consistent with each other in any sort of continuity.

At the end of each fic I will place an author's note giving context to the story. if there is an author's note in the original posting, it will be made bold to differentiate between the two.

If you have any comments relating to an individual fic, remember to leave it on the chapter page. comments on the collection in general on the top page.

I will mark this complete because there is no continuity between these, but it will be updated as needed. Although this is rated teen, not all of the shorts are teen. I will mark the teen rated ones in the chapter title.

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Now Rated Teen because I kind of kill them on a regular basis, but they're immortal so they get better.


The continuing story of those in Canterlot Castle and the surrounding areas. With four immature gods running about, is anybody going to survive? Probably. However, with each day, the madness in Equestria grows and sadly I don't think anyone actually cares anymore.

It's time for Equestria's Crazies; a tale of love, of tasers, comedy and finally me, tormenting as many ponies as possible before I get bored.

[Head's up, this story is an Episodic series. Each chapter is it's own contained "Story" but really it's just whatever I want to happen on that particular day.]

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Princess Luna is back! Purified by the elements, restored to her proper self, and reunited with her sister, the younger alicorn tries to stabilize herself in an Equestria that is not how it once was.

This is a collection of stories.

Back in the Royal Saddle: Luna's first act as returning Princess is to choose the two lucky stallions who will act as her personal guard.

A Week With a Loon: Luna takes over control of Canterlot, so that her dear sister may take a vacation.

Balanced: Luna takes on young Twilight Sparkle as her student.

Of Night Light's and Sound Waves: Luna is "persuaded" to go out at night and explore Canterlot.

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Two silly short stories about Luna, Celestia, fashion, and legal theory. "Slice of life stories if your life is crazy royalty cake with cinnamon sprinkles." - JadeCriminal@SpaceBattles.com

6/17/2020: Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.

Go to the Equestria Daily story page to see the stories in this set by Georg and Dennis the Menace. (If you can't access the page, it's because your school blocks google docs.)

(This is not "incomplete"; it's an open-ended anthology.)

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While the mane six were off saving Equestria from Discord's reign of chaos, how did the other ponies fair? What were the other various trials of chaos that our everyday ponies went through?

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A collection of discorded shorts involving your favourite minor/background characters!
Octavia & Vinyl, Ponyville Elementary, the Canterlot sophisticates, the antagonists and lots more.
Suggest any others which you think I'll miss out! Feedback is encouraged!
The amazingly kick-ass and appropriate image was stolen without permission from here and I am feeling guilty for only linking in the source up to now.

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