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Themaskedferret


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The back of this slim volume reads as follows:

On winter's nights, when cold winds blow outside and ponies everywhere huddle around the fireplace, friends and family often pass the time by telling stories to one another. Many of these fanciful tales have been told and re-told for generations, and the most enduring ones have become immortalized in folklore as pony tales.
My brother and I have travelled the land, gathering many of these stories, and now present this collection for your entertainment. We hope you find them as interesting as we did.

~Scarlet Quill, of the Quill Siblings

Most of the pages are blank, but as you watch, neatly-penned words begin to fill the first few pages all on their own. Already, one story has completed itself. It appears to tell the tale of the First Changeling...


(Partially inspired by LadyMoondancer's Gobbling and Other Traditional Pursuits. More short stories may be added later as new chapters.)

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A collection of my stories from Thirty Minute Pony Stories.
That's it.
That's all.
Nothing more to say here.
Go.
Read.
And hopefully, enjoy.

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Welcome to my drabble bin. Some authors have trouble getting ideas and others have too many. I'm in the second category. A lot of these started out as short fic ideas that expanded. Some might be long and others short, but they'll always coming. So come on in and take a look around!

*Wait, this isn't FallOut: Equestria
LittlePip and Homage find themselves in canon Equestria and as it turns out, they're not alone.

*Just a little chaos...
There's a fragment of Discord's power drifting around and causing trouble. Of course, the Mane 6 have to get rid of it and complications insue...

*Twilight "Indiana" Sparkle and Rainbow "Daring" Dash
When Twilight was still a young student, she had come across a old hat and whip laying away in a storage room in Canterlot much to Celestia's surprise as she recognized it as something her sister had worn and claimed was an artifact of great power. After several attempts of putting it away, Celestia gave up as it always found it's way to it's chosen owner, Twilight. Years later, Rainbow inherited a pith helmet that belonged to her great-grandmother, Daring Doo!. Now, both objects, the "Helm of Indy" and Daring's "Lucky Pith Helmet" are in their hooves as they find adventure drawn to them...

*Old Mare Harrison: Okay, Twilight has had it with Celestia's GMing! And she's finally snapped! The madness begins...

*Pinkie and Twilie are a little Loony: Pinkie went to what university? And... wait, what was that Twilight!?

*Twilight... Phantom?: When Twilight was very young, she stumbled across this strange portal and turned it on...

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This is a single-author anthology, a collection of my short-short stories which are individually below the minimum word count the site allows. Subject matter will be varied, as that is the nature of the beast. Each chapter will be tagged in the title.

These stories are originally from Thirty Minute Ponies.

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Acting on prompts from some writing buddies, I am spending no more than ONE HOUR to write short stories featuring two characters picked by one person, in a setting picked by another.

One hour per chapter. No advance knowledge. No plans, no notes.

All fiction.

Buckle up.

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This is a compilation of all the little silly ideas I get that aren't large enough to make a full story, but I still get the urge to write. There'll be a bit of everything here, but never much longer than 1,000 words! They're short Pony Shorts!

Tom x Bloomberg OTP [Comedy] - In which Twilight Sparkle is emotionally scarred by a surprising subset of romantic literature.

Zen [Slice of Life] - In which Pinkie Pie demonstrates that a garden truly is a reflection of its tender.

A Little Storm of Chaos [Slice of Life][Friendshipping] - In which Rainbow Dash cooks up a little something for Pinkie Pie.

On Crowd Songs [Slice of Life] - In which Ponyville's premier musician struggles to wrap up winter.

Letters and Late Fees [Comedy] - In which Celestia takes a moment out of her day to visit an old friend.

Morning Routine [Normal] - In which Sepia Tock has bad dreams.

Equestria [Normal][Myth] - In which Equestria is made.

Cold Flight, Warm Hearth [Slice of Life][Friendshipping] - In which Rainbow Dash delivers her last present of the day to a special friend.

Bucky McGillygutty X Kicks McGee OTP [Random][Comedy] - In which a simple leg finds the simplest and greatest pleasure of all.

Experimental Report: Animus [SCIENCE][Comedy] - In which Twilight Sparkle performs an experiment.

One-Bit Novels [Adventure][Comedy] - In which Daring Do makes a daring escape.

The Taste of Bitter Almonds [Noir][Comedy] - In which an inspector enters a bar, looking for a drink.

The Mark [Normal][Myth] - In which ponies gain their Cutie Marks.

Derpyganger [Normal] - In which Derpy Hooves relaxes after a long day.

Origami [SCIENCE][Normal][Comedy] - In which the results of Twilight's earlier experiment come back to haunt her.

Stratus [Slice of Life][Comedy] - In which Fluttershy deals with a problem purely for pegasi.

The Sleep of Reason [Normal] - In which two sisters share dreams as the years pass them by.

Black Bun Pie: Cragodile Hunter [Normal][Comedy] - In which Pinkie Pie visits Twilight with a package from her uncle.

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Kids. Kids. Who are you gonna believe, some old book, or your Uncle Bad Horse?

So, anyway. Like I was saying. Once upon a time...


(One of those damn kids had a wire on him, and put recordings on that tubey thing, one, two, three. And made a video. And wrote it all down, in Russian.)

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Every weekend or so, I'm going to be writing a quick little story based on some suggestions provided over at Ponychan's /oat/ board. To avoid cluttering up my userpage with several short stories, I'm going to post them all as chapters of this story.

The tags / cover art on this story apply only to the most recent story I've added to the chapters. For posterity, all the stories' tags are as follows:

Generosity – Twilight Sparkle, Rarity. [Sad]
Ditsy Flies With a Bumblebee – Ditsy. [Slice of Life] And fuck the name "Derpy"

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Both Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie love bringing smiles and laughter to everypony. Partying is most definitely their specialty, and when their worlds keep colliding, what could the results be?

Well, how about a super-duper shipping collab?

Gather 'round, fillies and gentlecolts, and put your party hat on while you sit back and read drabbles for these two adorable, crazy and kooky ponies. Cheese Pie might not sound like an appetizing dish, but it sure is a sweet ship!

Written by none other than FIMFiction's lovely members, here is a collaboration of cute snippets into the relationship of Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie.


I do not own the cover art. If you wish to join in on the collab or be a part of the group, click the links provided.

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Taking a cue from the thoroughly enjoyable Miyajima, this is a storehouse for short tales that don't warrant being separate.

And just recently, my description has run over the allowable character limit. So I've moved the individual story descriptions into a table of contents.

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