Alex's Scrapbook

by Alexstrazsa

My Little Fanfiction

Author's Note:

Written as an April Fools' day story for EQD, this is a short tale about Rainbow Dash losing her favorite hat. So short, in fact, that it can't actually have it's own entry on Fimfiction. The original was written in Comic Sans, which unfortunately I can't emulate here.

My Little Fanfiction

By: Alex

It was a bright and sunny day in Ponyland, when Rainbow Dash couldn’t find her favorite hat. “Oh no! Where’s my favorite hat?” Rainbow Dash exclaimed, looking through her closet. It was full of all her favorite clothes and jewerly, from neckalces to sungalsses to scarves and her new boots. There were a bunch of hats hanging on the wall from pegs, and one was missing! “I thought I put it back?” she asked, looking all around for it.

She eventually gave up and decided to search somewhere else. She left her closet and decided to look around her room. She looked through her dresser and under her bed and in her other closet, but the hat was just nowhere to be found. “I really wish I had my hat...” Rainbow Dash sadly said.

The blue pegasus left her room and tried to look around her house for her favorite hat. It was blue with pretty feathers on it and a bit of glitter that made it shine in the light. Dash loved to wear it around and when she went flying so she could show it off to all of her pony friends like Cheerilee and Surprise and Posey. They didn’t have pretty hats like her, so it made her feel really special, and that’s why she missed it so much.

“Now where could I have left my hat?” Dash asked, leaving her room, but not before grabbing a fashionable neckalce and putting it on. It couldn’t replace her hat, but it would have to do. “Maybe I left it in the kitchen!” she exclaimed, trotting to the kitchen happily. The happily dissapeared though as she got into the kitchen and couldn’t see her hat. She even looked in the cabinets and drawers and the refrigerator, even though the refrigerator is a silly place to put your hat. Dash was about to get sad again but then she remembered she was the coolest and prettiest pony in all of Ponyland, and she couldn’t be 20% cooler if she was sad. “I just have to keep looking!”

Rainbow Dash went to the next closest room which was the living room. It was round and stylish looking and full of fancy furniture that Dash picked out because it looked the best. She looked around the sofa and chairs but her hat wasn’t found. She even looked under the furniture but there was nothing but dust which made her sneeze. “I’m running out of rooms to check!” Dash thought, starting to panic a little bit.

She went into the laundry room and looked around for her hat. She flew up to the top of the room and looked along all the shelves, then she chcked the washer. She looked inside but there were only some wet clothes and not her head. Dash looked into the dryer and even stuck her head all the way inside it, but it was just emptyy. She frowned as she pulled her head out and sadly walked out the room. her rainbow mane and tail started to droop because thats how sad she was.

The last room she checked was the bathroom, which was really clean and nice looking because thats how she liked it. She checked inside the bath tub but there was no hat. She looked under the sink but there was no hat. She looked in the cupboard and on top of the cupboard but there was no hat at all. “This is the last place my hat could have been, so I guess I lost it forever.” Dash finally said to herself.

She walked back to her room and started to cry a little bit because it was her favorite hat ever. All the ponies loved her hat and they always said how good it looked, and now it was gone forever! Dash collapsed on her bed and cried more, but then she looked up and saw the mirror across from her bed. She saw her reflection and after a few seconds she gasped as she noticed THE HAT WAS ON HER HEAD!!!

Dash laughed for a really long time because it was silly that she got so worried over a hat that was on her head the whole time. After finishing laughing she put her hat back in it’s spot in her closet and then went to tell all her friends the funny story about how she lost her hat and looked through her house to find it only to find that it was actually ON HER HEAD the whole time.

The End.

Comments

[nodamnbrakes]

So gripping! I was biting my toenails by the time it ended!

[Meridian Prime]

Haha wat

[Myrandall]

So terrible it hurts. All the missing apostrophes are intentional I hope?

[Themaskedferret]

The original was written in Comic Sans, which unfortunately I can't emulate here.

Unfortunately he says.