Leave your headcanons at the door.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

No.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

loves tiaras.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

Small. Fuzzy. Irate.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

broken, not beaten

irresistible

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Shaking off the rust

I'm just here to write.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

No minute is Best Minute

Guess whose back?!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

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Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!