This is gonna kill me

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

Latecomer, binged during quarantine.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

I do stuff. What sort of stuff has yet to be determined.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

XXIII

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the Equestrian way!

Like, the master of recursive fanfics, or something. Cha!

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Everything is as it appears. Do not question the backstory behind the curtain.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Horrifically Fun

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Critique of any kind is always welcome.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krüs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

The eternally in-progress writer