I do be writing. You do be reading

She/It. Writer of Lewd Stories and Horny Ponies. Unhealthy obsession with Twilight Sparkle

You do you the best you can do.

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Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Welcome to the cum zone

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Nothing suspicious here.

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Just a place for me to put my less than clean stories featuring ponies getting it on. Needless to say, this isn't gonna exist for very long.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Black Lives Matter

Two hearts becoming one, a bond that cannot be undone.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Registering on recommendation of a great many folks.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

This is fiction. But it is based...

Evil beware, we have waffles.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."