Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Princess Twilight Sparkle, Part 2
Dear Princess Celestia,
So I see that one thousand years ago, your sister really enjoyed the three whole minutes of her coup. At least she got one good hit in. What amazed me is that you actually managed to defeat her. What, you didn't have a group of ponies back then to do your dirty work? Another dose of sweet dragon seed showed me how you defeated Discord, and where the Elements of Harmony came from; a tree. Figuring that we needed to find this tree to get to the bottom of this invasion, we set off into the Everfree Forest.
After a close call with a crackidile, my five friends finally started to realize how important I am. They decided to send me back to Ponyville. While I initially thought that I'd enjoy a good tentacle raping along with the rest of the town, Discord made me realize that they were just trying to take the credit for themselves. That was unacceptable. Spike climbed a tree to spot my friends, while some flytraps surrounded me and started spraying me with an aphrodisiac to prepare me for some sweet violating. They were just about to devour me when my friends had to come and ruin the fun. Sucks, because I was about to have the worst fan fiction experience ever.
So after finding the tree, I realized we had to return the Elements of Harmony for it to survive. Since AJ was keen to point out that it was the Elements that brought us together, I figured that the only thing better than some plant sex would be the possibility that we'd start to drift apart without the Elements. So once all the vines dissolve, what do we find? That you and your damn sister were down here the entire time taking advantage of the vines, making all of us do the work. So the tree sprouts up some kind of chest with six keyholes, so now we have to go key hunting. Luna could help us with that. I'm sure she's tracked down a lot of keys in those games of hers.
So now, we exit the forest to a celebration from Discord, who immediately takes notice of the lack of gold necklaces. I tell you, Fluttershy must be a friend with benefits, because all she had to do was threaten him with their friendship to get him to drop his train of thought. Then, he gave me some more semen, and it was revealed that he planted the seeds a millennium ago right before being turned to stone.
So after incriminating himself, is he punished? Oh no. We'd have to have some kind of judicial system for that to work. Nope, he's just going to go on his merry way. That gives me an idea. Hey! My five friends! I'm reformed! So you can stop hating me and looking at me like that. Everything's all better now all of a sudden! Now we can all go back up to Canterlot and you can watch me fart out a magical gas shaped like my cutie mark in midair.
Celestia, this is like the third time I've saved your ass. I want some damn hazard pay.
Zecora, keep that cum coming.
Your cum-guzzling former student,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Celestia,
Pfft. Yeah right. We sent Twilight away because we actually wanted to save Equestria, and didn't want her to fuck it up, then we realized our mistake, because face it, she does serve as some excellent cannon fodder. And crackidile fodder as well. Teamwork is the best, because it puts other ponies in danger.
Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack
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Actually...I think I know whom Zecora's procuring that cum from. And it's not the big angry green guy.
Bitter Sparkle is Best Pony.
That was fast.
3528101 Hm?
Why no comment about the twiboom?
3528141 Read it again.
3528183
Nope.
3528183
oh no, Crocodiles are harmles. CRACKidiles will cut you for a dollar. They have habit problems.
3528183 Crackidile, straight from Meghan's twitter.
I thought Twilight would enjoy the plants so much she wouldn't want to be freed. Guess she couldn't handle their power.
I'm already betting that JJ's Molestia and the other Molestias are going to have fun with this plant thing.
Good work man,
And Dragon cum....................................SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I now feel bad for reading Spike Fanfics!!!!!!!!!!
I already know what's in the box.
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Gweneth Paltrow's head.
:) yay
Twenty bucks says the box has a super element that basically mega evolves the ponies for future trouble.
I'm dying!
3528422 Fix'd.
"...or it's the couch for you, for the next month, Discord!"
Also, anyone notice he was in her window in the "sharing kindness" part of the intro? He seriously lives there
I can already imagine the clop work fics that are going to be coming out of these two episodes. Like these two quotes
My dreams usually involve frosting. Sweet, creamy frosting!
I don't know how much more I can take *said while being grabbed by vines*
..... Wow
I was looking forward to these. Did not disappoint.
man that was fast
3528472
I think all those icing lines and Pinkie's orgasm face were just brony-service entirely.
What, no credit for the face lasers?
I mean, seriously.
Face lasers.
You didn't make a Kingdom Hearts reference...darn.
Still, funny as hell.
3528008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXb4qdlBzog
3528723
I'm pretty sure this was that (somewhat veiled) Kingdom Hearts reference you were looking for:
You're welcome.
My dear little ponies:
I am quite disappointed that you did not simply gang up on Twilight and hogtie her while she was walking back. You could have taken all the credit for yourselves and left Twilight in the forest to starve to death. Honestly, you've done nothing but prove that we alicorns are the superior race
Your master race-leader, Princess Celestia.
3528388An then the Mane 6 was a Megazord Alicorn.
3528781 Hmm, felt that was more of a typical dungeon crawler reference, but I'll take it.
3528101
Let me guess. Crackle?
3528435
WHAT?!
Lemme rewatch that. I seriously did not notice.
EDIT:
Wow. Sure enough, there he is. Nice.
3528204 A Crackidile...? Huh, I though it was just crockodile. But hey, if it's from Meghan's twitter, then it shows what the fuck I know. Anyway, nice job getting these out so early. Kudos to you.
3529250
I thought it was a Grag-idile, like a stone crag
3528816 Power Ponies combine!
3529719
Really it's just depressing that it can't be a Rockodile.
3530280That's what I thought it was. You know, TimberWolves, Fruit Bats, it just fits that it would be a Rockodile.
3530411
No....
I find it amusing she actually described the other five as friends without irony or other slander : )
3528204
Nope.
Actually guessed that it was dragon cum, too.
3533062
Are people seriously reading these BEFORE watching the episodes?
Maybe I'll wait a few days next week...
3528472
Do'nt worry, the fan 'art' will be hitting paheal much sooner.
3528435
DiscoShy...
3534368
This is actually the fourth time.
Nightmare Moon, Discord (Technically), Chrysalis, and tentacles. *licks lips*
I have waited SO LONG for the new season, and it's only half for new pony episodes; the other half was for your disgruntled letters.
3535236 I'm flattered. Hopefully I can continue to impress.
3531458
Still waiting for the one chapter where they all admit that they do like each other and aren't just pretending to be friends.^^
Finally got to the end of this story, and I very much look forward to more. This is the funniest story I have ever read on this site. It's like the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged of MLP fanfiction. So keep the awesome work coming!!