Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

A groovy mystery, gang.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

O.F.P.

God, I'm so sorry.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

The magic comedy hoers.

I need more time to write (this is my Ko-fi just in case you want to support me)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I write weird stuff.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Too much to write; too little time

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

loves tiaras.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I write for the fun of it. Just trying out a few ideas to improve my writing, and hopefully get some awesome, critical feedback!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

(Insert witty comment here)

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Does this look infected to you?

irresistible

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)