Believe it or not, sometimes Ponyville has normal days. On those days, Pinkie talks to ponies. Because while she might know everypony in Ponyville, does she really know them on a personal level? No? That won't do. So she talks to ponies.

A low key exploration of subtle world building through dialogue. Begins two weeks and three days after S1E1 and goes from there. Updates every some even days of the month. I'll gladly take character or topic suggestions. Also, if you click on the cover art, it moves.

Twilight Sparkle does a vocal journal from time to time but here she is testing a spell that will turn your voice into actual words on a paper. She does this while trying not to fall sleep.

Rated teen because I think I use the word sexual there.

Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities.

"Like Cold in Gardez's The Trouble With Phoenixes, except not funny." ~Excellent Trebuchet

Cover art by age3rcm. Support them on Patreon!

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Twilight Sparkle's simile and metaphor-filled quest for some tea

Rated T for Twililicious and questionable use of literary devices.

Pinkie somehow knows that there are free donuts to be had in the human world, and convinces Twilight Sparkle to send her there. It goes downhill after that.

A new chapter published every September 19th on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

On Hiatus until next TLaPD

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Trixie tries to get a story into the Foal Free Press. The CMC are not amused. But Trixie has a secret up her sleeve.

The Prompt was:
1000 words.
Start the story with a pony bursting into a building, shouting, "DID SOMEPONY ORDER A LARGE HAM?!" This is the result of that prompt

My attempt at speed writing.
written, edited, and published in 40 minutes.
A few later edits shown in red.

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Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

SUGGEST A PAIRING IN THE COMMENTS AND I WILL SOMETIMES WRITE IT!
Or write your own 100 word ship and I'll throw it in here.
(If you do, note that FimFiction counts "quotation marks" as words, so use double 'apostrophes' instead.)

Rated T for Terrabad.

Spin-Offs:
Has a Doctor Whooves/Fleur Lis Dee spin-off I haven't written yet.
Has a Sweetie Belle/Flash Sentry spin-off that's in the planning stages.
Daring Documents is a spiritual successor of sorts.
Taco Tuesday: Sexual Therapist
Twilight Sparkle and the Nothingness at the End of the Universe

List of Guest Authors!

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

...Stocks, Talks, Vox, Walks, Woks |A growing series of vignettes ostensibly centered around Rainbow Dash, except not always.

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

A fling for the ages, a romance for the aeons, a love that lasts forever: it's the end of the universe, and Twilight is getting married.

An expansion of this chapter of this story.

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

This story is a sequel to The Twilight Enema

Cadance needs Twilight's help getting the parental controls on her TV disabled so she can watch porn.

The final story of the exciting Celestia Chode tetralogy! Now on Equestria Daily!

Cover credits: Heart Butt
Cadance with Braces
"Wrong Neighborhood" Twilight