Pinkie Pie Talks to Ponies

by Super Trampoline


Blossomforth

"Heya, Blossomforth!"

"Eek! Don't sneak on me like that... Pinkie Pie, is it?"

"Oh, sorry. I just wanted to ask you what's up."

"Um, not much. Why?"

"Well, I'm trying to get to know ponies better. Normally you're all loopedy-doopedy in the air. Whatcha doing down here?"

"Well, actually uh, my doctor wants me to stay on the ground for a few weeks. Getting over an upper respira--basically, I've been sick, and now I need to rest my lungs."

"Oooooh. That's too bad. That why you're always coughing?"

"Uh, yeah. How do you know I'm always coughing? You're kind of creeping me out."

"Oh, well your friend Cloud Kicker has a big mouth. Oops! Did I say that? I didn't mean to be rude! Oh no!"

"Pinkie, relax. Cloud Kicker does have a big mouth. It's fine."

"Oh, phew! But, um, if I creep you out, I, uh, guess I'll leave you alone."

"Nah, it's cool. In fact, I was just going to grab some lunch. Want to join me?"

"Do I? Sure!"


"How can a mare that skinny eat so many hayburgers?!"