An impatient Vice Principal Luna hovered over Rainbow Dash, who grunting as she squatted down low to the floor, trying not to bump her head on the computer desk bolted to the wall. She held the sealant gun awkwardly, trying to avoid the power cables littering the floor.
"I don't get it, Luna. How could three freshmen cause so much chaos?"
"I myself am most curious as to this myself," Luna conceded. "It's almost like it's they have a special talent for destroying school property and generally causing a nuisance."
"Heh, you can say that again!"
"I myself am most curious--"
"Figure of Speech, Luna."
"My apologies. My time in the Peace Corps. seems to have... antiquated my language a bit."
"Nah, you're cool."
Rainbow continued to squeeze caulking putty on the the joint between the wall and the floor.
"She really looks up to you, you know."
"Pardon, what was-- ow!" Dash said, inevitably bumping her head.
"Scootaloo. She seems to see you as a big sister of sorts."
"Yeah?"
"Yes. I... I think you should talk to her."
"Yeah, I will. You gonna keep standing over me like that?"
"Ants, Rainbow."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. We all saw them."
"Millions of them."
" I get it, Principal. I shouldn't have let the trio into your office."
"They were everywhere. Everywhere. Swarming over every surface. They covered the windows so thickly, they blacked out the sun!"
"Oh come on, Luna, it wasn't that bad," Rainbow said, shifting on her knees a few feet over. "I mean, it was only, like, what, a hundred pounds of chocolate?"
"THEY WERE EVERYWHERE!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, it's okay. They're gone. And I--ugh--am unfortunately making sure that they'll never come back in. Remind me why I'm the one being punished?"
"You--supposedly a responsible senior--gave them the chocolate and the key. I've given them plenty to do. They cleaned up the mess. Now it's your turn to prevent it from happening again."
"I get it, I get it. You make a very good point."
"And that point will continue to be made until every joint and hole in this school is sealed up. Do you understand."
"..."
"Do you?"
"Sigh. Yes Luna."
"Good. Keep caulking. Never again shall ants gain entrance to this fine school's interior, so help me, me!"
"So help me, me?" Rainbow echoed.
"Apparently, I'm a horse goddess in Twilight's world."
"Huh."
"Keep caulking."