"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfectđ´Ponk & GlimGlam are best poniesđ´Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities.
"Like Cold in Gardez's The Trouble With Phoenixes, except not funny." ~Excellent Trebuchet
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ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER, FOR ALL OTHERS ARE UNWORTHY!
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Life is a garbage can. It's filled with stuff that is either of no use to you, or things that you actively try to avoid. But if you keep pecking and picking at it, and if you work hard at it, you may eventually find something that is actually worth treasuring.
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This is the best kind of trash.
Eating from the trashcan of ideology.
7951689 Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way!
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7951707 Do those black and red scarves symbolize anything?
This is low even for you.
Gotta love Sartre-Pinkie.
7951716 You know it!
7951726 It took me three days to get myself to write it; I'm just glad I finally got to it before anypony else did.
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You win this time.
7951755 You should still write it and just leave that in the description but with a strike through and a link to this story.
We need to make this go viral.
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7951786 Confession, created that like five minutes after I made my comment. Yeah, I know. That's weak.
7951801 Check your group invitations.
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wait sorry this is e rated don't open that kiddos
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Yeah!
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Pinkie got it.
This was weirdly satiisfying
7952621 glad you enjoyed it!
This is the story of my life right now.
7954226 What IRL bird might be doing this to you?
You got the title from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, right?
The heck, Pinkie Pie?
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He's my boss, so I think that sums most of it up.
7951670 Trash dove lifestyle is the best lifestyle.
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7955492 huh, interesting!
In which Pinkie Pie discovers hedonistic nihilism. And also Nietzsche I think maybe?
For a story about garbage, this is remarkably un-trashy
Your style is so freewheeling, man. I get a really particular vibe, like you took a shot of tequila and then banged this whole thing out in one breath. Love it!
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Iâm glad you enjoyed!
What an image! XD
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Same energy (it's even animated, as seen here:
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You are correct!
Good stuff. I especially empathized with the author's struggle in incorporating Rainbow Dash into the story. Very relatable.
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Iâm glad I was able to incorporate relatable
charactersmeta. She gets her own times to shine fortunately: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/116672/Super+Trampoline/stories?q=%23rainbow-dash+&order=latestaww, i can just imagine Rarity declaring such a thing! i love her
a meat soup? can you even imagine such horrors?
not sure what Lyra even does with that thing without there being wi-fi or 5G in Equestria!
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oh hey, it's that gif! always fun!
oh no, poor Fluttershy!
so true
really makes you think
phew, almost let Rainbow be a part of the story! can't have that!
hehe, it is fun that these phrases are literally true about this world
wonderful pastiche of Nietzsche or whatever! what can i say besides that i endorse this? life is absurd and even when it is not randomly horrific, it is cruelly short. we are all indeed trash doves, eating from the garbage can of life, and must make our own meaning and truly savor our freedoms and joys while we can
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I'm thrilled you enjoyed this! Especially since you're a fellow author who enjoys combining comedy and nilism into absurdity. It took me about a year after writing this to realize I believed in absurdism and that this was the best story I've written.
Play flappy bird?
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Lolllllll apparently you read this 2 years ago and forgot XD
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factually it's the exact opposite, on a blog post or something shortly after that old comment i promised you i'd go back to this story and leave you a more in-depth comment and here i am
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Rock you like a hurricane?