"Purple parsley? No thanks. Mrrrnnn. Gwa?" Rainbow dash stirred from her slumber. "Ughhhh, what happened?" She noticed her head was plastered to her kitchen table, and raised it to look around. She was in her house. That's good.
She stretched out the crinks in her neck and tried to remember what she was doing. There was an empty bowl of Cheerilee-O's in front of her. She must have eaten them. She remembered that much. Come to think of it, that was when she started feeling drowsy, and--
Drugged. Her milk must have been spiked. She had been drugged. But why?
Carefully, she stood up with a flick of her tail and... wait. Another flick of the tail. Her tail wasn't supposed to flick that easily. She craned her neck towards her behind. Sure enough, her short tail was now shorter. Much shorter.
She had been docked.
"SCOOTALOO!"
...What?
I am so confused.
I got curious, so I checked out Rainbow Cocks.
It wasn't what I was expecting.
Guess I'll check out the others.
This is one of the best and one of the worst fanfics we've read so far.
It's obviously a trollfic, or a really random fanfic.
We'll give it an upvote just because
You forgot the best one in the picture
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Who is that Pokemon?
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Girafarig?
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My Celestia, has anyone ever played a Pokemon game? Seriously, first 150, man.
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Well, I wasn't prepared for that.
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Is it voltorb
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You made me spill my water over the keyboard.
jk, wuved it.
. . .
. . .
Oh, sure. Why not? Have a thumb for making me smile, and have a star because I want to see what else Rainbow will do. Except rocks, of course. Sorry, Maud.
BUT THE TITLE
I'm only liking this story because of that title. Seriously! Celestia's beard was never as long as that title!
I swear to God, I saw that title and then I immediately knew it was you.
Man.
What the fuck did I just masturbate too?
Please add a Rainbow Dox.
5066144 That is on my list; I just forgot to add it initially because it doesn't show up on rhyme zone, but I'd like to point out everyone know's where rainbow lives anyway.
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I need address to send this box of flaming dog shit
pls
Also, "faux" is pronounced "foe."
5066114 Not that sort of docking; this is rated everyone.

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That title though.
Rainbow smallpox
*snerks* My first thought ws docking a boat, I won't lie.
5066834 Rainbow Xray_Doc(s)
5066840 if I reach the end of the list and aren't bored yet, I can just start from the beginning with alternet definitions.
I think you broke a record dude with this tittle!
If you look in the bottom right corner of the cover art, youll see the rainbow dash that likes to f@$&.
Still cant tell if that ones a lesbian.
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You're allowed to curse.
Rainbow Gawks! Example:
(It's a word look it up)
5064221 Uh...
I've played every Generation except 4 and 6 (unfortunately) and loved them. I even played White 2 yesterday!
Did Dr. Seuss come back from the grave?
5068187 Yes.
Watch this if you're confused.
and locks
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I started looking at this story solely because I noticed this problem when I saw the fic on the recently updated list. A lesser issue is that half the words only half rhyme with the other half (faux excluded because it doesn't rhyme at all).
5084161 the fact that "faux" doesn't rhyme will be addressed when I get to it. I'd be curious what words you think only half rhyme?
5084310 Lmao, "faux" i remember how when i was a kid i used to say it like 'fawks' and it made my parents laugh.
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Here are the three groups of rhymes as I hear them.
1 (əʊ): Faux
2 (ɔːks)*: Awks, balks, bawks, chalks, Fawkes, hawks, squawks, stalks, talks, walks
3 (ɒks)**: Blocks, blocs, box, clocks, cocks, Cox, docks, dox, flocks, fox, frocks, Jaques, jocks, knocks, Knox, locks, lox, mocks, ox, pox, shocks, socks, sox, stocks, vox, woks.
The phenomenon that splits these for me and many other English speakers, but merges them for you and a large number of Americans, is the Cot-Caught merger.
*This is the RP pronunciation. As an Australian, I use (oːks)
**This is the RP pronunciation. As an Australian, I use (ɔks)
5084658 ah. Fairpoint. Fortunately for me, the difference is so subtle that most people probably won't pick up on it.
I'm going to say this as calmly as possible.
How do I email new chapters? What happened to email favourites? FAQ hasn't been updated or maybe i don;t understand it what do I do? I can't change I can't change I have to email favourites help
without email favourites this becomes favourites which is 'reread if time is given' i can't do that I have to read everything, ever,,,,, help help me please
5133443 it looks like they haven't reintegrated emails yet. Just keep calm and check your news feed.
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*flips out*
ok, I fixed it. Good job me, nice looking at things.