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Twilight Sparkle's simile and metaphor-filled quest for some tea
Rated T for Twililicious and questionable use of literary devices.
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Super Trampoline
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There were... a lot of words in this.
That being said, twas brilliant.
3776603 thank you!
Lol.
(Insert anticipation)
My eyes feel like they've just run a marathon.
Great job!
Well good gravy that was crazy. I liked it. Even with the depressing outlive your friends scenario contained within.
3779803 yes, it was rather cray cray. I'm glad you liked it.
3777243 thank you!
3777127 [Anticipating Internally]
Ahahahahaha this is amazing
3784069 No, You're amazing!
These sentences just might be the greatest thing I've read all day.
3815721 That this makes you happy makes me happy.
Stealing tacos should be a felony...
3816395 really? Taco bout disproportionate retribution! :PUNPUNPUN:
Now that line was brilliant. How do you come up with all this insanity?
3843187 When you spend enough time around Pinkie, she starts to rub off on you.
I liked the prostitute and windows lines the most. You are a funny writer to read.
3845959 Thank you!
This was the best kind of nonsense... And I feel smart because I understood the "almonds" joke.
Absurdity like this is very pleasing. Keep up the good work, sir.
... Wat...
Ok, I give in. That was simply too funny. Hmm... I might need to write that down somewhere so I can steal it later.
Honestly though, wonderful work. Don't fret about the short length either; short stories are so much easier to get through on a whim than some of the 200,000 word monsterpieces that, while very good, can be somewhat swamp-like after a while. That is to say; hard to make progress through, and mind-numbingly homogeneous.
Good thing this isn't! Liked and followed, sir, liked and followed. Have a moustache.
4734637 I'm glad you enjoyed it!
I had fun coming up with increasingly ridiculous metaphors and similes, like an orca out of the water for air. 
3816395 Sonata Dusk certainly thinks so! fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/274/e/3/sonata_dusk___taco_tuesday_t_shirt_by_ianshaffer-d819wht.jpg
This was amazing, like something amazing that someone isn't capable of actually thinking of that would fit perfectly in a simile if they could remember it.
5664181 I'm as glad you enjoyed it as I am that my liver didn't melt today.
5664276 That's pretty damn glad.
Very intriguingly done. Bravo.
5782027 thank you!
"Well I do hope someone picks up that phone, because I fucking called it!"
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