"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Caw caw?

I'm Him. I been Him. I will continue to be Him.

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Cherish the thought.

And behold a pale horse!

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a Friendship binge.

Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Life's still pretty great

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

Just a pony lovin' guy

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

My horses run wild over your mind.

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

You Must Fight To Live On The Planet Of The Apes

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!

Always late to the party.

I didn't write any of that.

Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

Regrettably, Last Minute does still seem to be Best Minute

Hydrate or diedrate!

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

BEHOLD, THE POWER OF THE NIGHdaaaaaaaawwwww...

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Currently working on To Serve In Hell II: Electric Scootaloo. Coming to FimFics everywhere sometime prior to the heat death of the universe!

I'm an old sourpuss.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

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Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. Tips are appreciated, but no pressure.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!