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Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

Oct
19th
2019

I Wrote a Buttload of Side Stories... · 7:32am October 19th

...For Applejack: Marvelous.

"What If?"
:fluttershyouch::rainbowderp::pinkiegasp::raritydespair::twilightoops:

But I have a problem. One of the sidestories contains SERIOUS lore spoilers for the rest of AJ:M. I'm honestly not sure if I should post it.

What do you guys think?

Oct
12th
2019

The End (or: How I Learned to Get Over the Big Gay Horses and Watch Other Shit) · 11:28pm October 12th

Aug
26th
2019

So... how about them leaks? [FINALE SPOILERS!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!] · 2:18am August 26th

Like... wow. Holy motherfucking shit.

I mean, I haven't actually been invested in the show proper since the end of Season 3, and have only caught a smattering of episodes and the movie since then, but the characters and world are still pretty close to my heart. It's really saddening to see that this is where the show ends up. This is B.A.D.

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Apr
27th
2019

Endgame · 8:46am April 27th

I actually got really emotional. The past 10 years of my life have been kinda defined to a degree by these movies.

Actual potential spoilers below for both Endgame and Applejack: Marvelous. I mean it. Continue at your own risk.

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Apr
17th
2019

How is it fair · 2:11am April 17th

How is it fair that this Joker guy gets to bring a gun to Smash but Snake doesn't get to use his trademark SOCOM? I thought the reason he had all those finicky explosive moves was 'cuz guns weren't allowed, Nintendo! Why you gotta do Snake dirty like that?

#LetSnakeShootPeople

Mar
27th
2019

it went through · 4:41am March 27th

We're still here... for now.

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Mar
25th
2019

Spacebattles is a pretty daunting place · 11:55pm March 25th

So, dragging my feet like always, I finally got around to making a Spacebattles account for anybody who might want to watch me over there. It's under the name "Captain_Skipjack" (which is the name I go by most everywhere else on the internet that isn't strictly pony related)

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Mar
4th
2019

Would anybody be interested in a compilation of one shot snippets? · 6:21am March 4th

I've seen one-shot snippet compilations get popular over on Spacebattles/Sufficient Velocity. Just wondering if anybody would be interested in maybe me making one over here. I have a lot of ideas that I don't think are ever going to see full fruition and I figure they might make good snips instead. It'd basically just be a compilation of first chapters, and maybe if they gain traction I might revisit them at later dates with random later chapters that stuck out to me as I was conceiving them. I

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Mar
2nd
2019

The State of Things: What's happened, and where I'm going moving forward · 12:23am March 2nd

(So, I'm going to talk about Article 13 and shit again. If you want to skip all the political talk and the jargon about what A13 threatens to do and how it might affect us - even outside the EU - hit Ctrl-F and search for "***" without quotations)


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Feb
13th
2019

It passed · 9:37pm February 13th

I don't know what to do now