• Member Since 12th Nov, 2011
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Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

Dec
26th
2023

That Time of the Season Once Again · 1:37am Dec 26th, 2023

Hello all, hope everybody is having a good holiday.

I'm a bit too hopped up on eggnog right now to really go into depth, but for anybody who remains who cares to hear it, I'll try and have a status update pretty soon.

Hope everybody is enjoying the season! Merry Christmas~!

Feb
11th
2023

I found some VINTAGE Brony Meme Stupidity in the back of my closet · 7:09am Feb 11th, 2023

So, no real work done on anything creative right now, my dudes. Still working through my shit. Getting a lot of therapy, but unfortunately the "greater situation" I'm dealing with is both existential, ongoing, and an annoyingly hot topic right now, so it's an uphill battle.

But interestingly, something my therapist suggested caused me to stumble on something OLD. Something CURSED. Something that should have been left buried.

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Dec
26th
2022

Happy Yearly Holiday Update · 1:51am Dec 26th, 2022

Huh. I wonder if anybody still checks this page. I've been pretty dead on this site for a while now.

Happy Holidays to everybody out there who still finds themselves entranced by stories of technicolor equines. I hope everybody is having a Merry Christmas.

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Dec
25th
2021

The Yearly Holiday Janitorial Update · 5:34am Dec 25th, 2021

*peeks in*

...Is anybody even still watching this space?

So, another year has gone by and I'm afraid, once again, I have little to show for it.

Well... technically that's not true. Actually a lot of things have happened this year, and looking back, it's actually been surprisingly positive. My grandmother got hip surgery that has made her mobile again so I don't have to play constant nursemaid to her and I can actually live my life again.

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Dec
25th
2020

Christmas Wishes, Apologies, and Updates · 11:07pm Dec 25th, 2020

Hello, everybody. Long time no... well... anything really.

It's been exactly one year since I've given anybody here any blog whatsoever, and that was just a quick Christmas gag. It's been even longer since I've actually given anybody any updates on any of my stories or what's going on in my life.

So before I get into the meat of this blog, I just want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas. I hope you're all having at least a decent holiday season, despite the circumstances.

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Dec
25th
2019

25 · 10:15am Dec 25th, 2019

Oct
19th
2019

I Wrote a Buttload of Side Stories... · 7:32am Oct 19th, 2019

...For Applejack: Marvelous.

"What If?"
:fluttershyouch::rainbowderp::pinkiegasp::raritydespair::twilightoops:

But I have a problem. One of the sidestories contains SERIOUS lore spoilers for the rest of AJ:M. I'm honestly not sure if I should post it.

What do you guys think?

Oct
12th
2019

The End (or: How I Learned to Get Over the Big Gay Horses and Watch Other Shit) · 11:28pm Oct 12th, 2019

Aug
26th
2019

So... how about them leaks? [FINALE SPOILERS!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!] · 2:18am Aug 26th, 2019

Like... wow. Holy motherfucking shit.

I mean, I haven't actually been invested in the show proper since the end of Season 3, and have only caught a smattering of episodes and the movie since then, but the characters and world are still pretty close to my heart. It's really saddening to see that this is where the show ends up. This is B.A.D.

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Apr
27th
2019

Endgame · 8:46am Apr 27th, 2019

I actually got really emotional. The past 10 years of my life have been kinda defined to a degree by these movies.

Actual potential spoilers below for both Endgame and Applejack: Marvelous. I mean it. Continue at your own risk.

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