Retired author, husband and father.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

A leaner of SFM who writes ocassionally

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

It's pronounced "Great Goofball"

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Devourer of Terran flora and fauna, collector of carbon based material, and potential partner in crime

A kind guy who loves friends, mlp and loves to read!

Avatar from the amazing Red-X-Bacon

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I'll die with the herd. psn: turbogamer110 Discord is TurboTheHouseBug#8926

- No Bio Possible -

Rainbow Dash is best pony. TwiDash is best ship. Food is best. Ponies are life. Nuf said.

everything I've loved became everything I lost.

Silence amongst the sinful.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Fate fell short

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

The following tale...is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.

I have heard the sound of one hand clapping.

Not a changeling.

Only mostly dead.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

I am a student of economics,history and biology. I've come here to produce my seminal work Draconomachi. I hope to complete a and have it edited and posted somewhere it'll get noticed.

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