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Horsetown U.S.A is under attack by the nefarious Dr.Horsemire! His plan? Destroy Saturday forever!

Who, you may ask, because you are so smart and talented, could stand in the face of such Evil with a capital "E"?

SPIKE?

Ha no!

It's Horsetown hero and winner of "Horsetown Culling '93," Applejack!

DRAMA? MAYBE!

SUSPENSE? I'M NOT TELLING!

PUNS? ...yeah

GET READY FOR A LAUGH A MINUTE AND A BATTLE THAT WILL LEAVE THOUSANDS OF ORPHANS IN: The Haphazard Hoodwink of Horsetown U.S.A!

Blame this person https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214288/the-cult-of-raccoon/thread/432759/crack-storm-2020-write-off-thread

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Is was a quiet Tuesday morning when he arrived. None were prepared. He walked with a confidence rarely seen in even Celestia herself, and he had a radiance about him that could make even the most powerful of warriors swoon. his name was Dril, and everypony waited in eager anticipation for what he had planned for their little town.

And then he opened his mouth.

Based on this thing.

Blame PresentPerfect for this one.

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Princess Celestia had planned on taking a leisurely walk to the princess store, but the angry mob of humans had different plans. Plans involving a gatling gun. Plans that were totally ruined by the fact that ponies are immune to bullets.

Princess Celestia isn't angry about being shot 287 times.

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Twilight has been alone for a long time. She's not sure how long anymore, but the color of the sun is giving her some ideas.

Twilight stopped dreaming a long time ago, but she is now plagued by visions. Visions of the past. Visions of the worst moments of her life.


Twilight is feeling really annoyed right now.


Edited by the amazing NameGoesHere.

Reading by S Ninja

Partially inspired by It's Such a Beautiful Day by Don Hertzfeldt, if only because it put me in the mental state to write this.

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This story is a sequel to Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope


A year and a half has passed since the ascension of Swooty Bell to the Fabric Nebula, and Scootaloo is still having trouble fitting into Eqwoostrian society.

Everything is different in this world, and she has been separated from her dearest friends by an entire universe.

And if that's not bad enough, she has been marked by an ancient power. A power that wishes to regain it's form and once again rule over the planet.

A power that feels awfully familiar to one of Scootaloo's new friends.

ACTION! DRAMA! SUSPENSE! EVIL VILLAINS! GALLANT HEROES! HORSES!

Cover art by Jamey4

(Please note that Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!)

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Made for PurpleDragon

A really popular and good looking guy comes into possession of a Pinkie Pie shaped flash drive. The seemingly ordinary device holds within itself a horror like none seen by this world.

Pinkie_Crazy.png was not meant for this world.

Pinkie_Crazy.png is coming for John Ponyfan.

(This may be the stupidest thing I've written. Enjoy!)

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A great evil is being awakened by an old friend.

A mare comes into possession of a box that could save the world.

Two old friends have lost all that they love, and are willing to kill each other to make things right!

The fate of Equestria hangs in the balance!


(My attempt at the worst written fic i could think of)

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A great evil has arrived on the Apple farm, and also it has DESTROYED THE APPLES!

Applejack and her sister Skeleton Bloom are about to embark on an adventure that will test the apple powers inside of them! Also Apple Bloom was on fire a lot and also was reduced to bones.

And also if you keep reading you'll get to see a fight on a train and also a battle of wits or something.

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A series of silly oneshots. Twilight steps in a bear trap! Celestia screws up big time! Tank! All this and much much more!

I am so tired right now oh man enjoy!

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A man comes to Ponyville. A horrifying, awful, evil man. He has come with the purpose of delivering a dark and evil object, but he has arrived at the wrong destination.

Twilight Sparkle must face the evil of Mr.Plinkett, and the horror of the PIZZA ROLLS!

Crossover with RedletterMedia. Specifically the "Mr.Plinkett" character.

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