Horsetown U.S.A is under attack by the nefarious Dr.Horsemire! His plan? Destroy Saturday forever!
Who, you may ask, because you are so smart and talented, could stand in the face of such Evil with a capital "E"?
SPIKE?
Ha no!
It's Horsetown hero and winner of "Horsetown Culling '93," Applejack!
DRAMA? MAYBE!
SUSPENSE? I'M NOT TELLING!
PUNS? ...yeah
GET READY FOR A LAUGH A MINUTE AND A BATTLE THAT WILL LEAVE THOUSANDS OF ORPHANS IN: The Haphazard Hoodwink of Horsetown U.S.A!
Blame this person https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214288/the-cult-of-raccoon/thread/432759/crack-storm-2020-write-off-thread