Who here likes Pokémon? You there, perhaps? What if I were to tell you that there were a Pokémon game written... by me?

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If you've been following me for a while, you may have noticed that I've dropped off the map lately.

Why? Multiple short stories in progress, one of them so close to being finished that you can feel its breath on your neck, over 600,000 words written, dozens of stories edited, years and years poured into this account, its fictions, its friends... why did it all trail off? Where did that creative spark go to? Is this the quiet end of Nonagon the Fanfic Writer?

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Wrote this somewhere else, but I'm gonna repeat it here because it's important. Wrote it about horsewords, someone's specific response to some specific horsewords, but it applies to a lot of things.

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This Bad Idea(TM) occurred to me this morning, and I haven't been able to get it out of my head.

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Hi. I wrote a book. Like an actual, for-real book on paper and stuff. One that you can buy, right this minute, with real money. It's cheap, it's entertaining, it's available right now in both print and e-book formats. And over the next two minutes, I'll be telling you of even more reasons why you should consider purchasing it.

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So, spoilers, duh. Although this won't even make sense unless you've seen The Force Awakens anyway.

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I happened to notice today that I have exactly four hundred followers. Neat!

I don't have anything to say. I just like round numbers. Tell me about yourselves!

Yep, we're doing this silt again.

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It's my birthday... but I got YOU a present.

"I Will Buy You Time: a game about not being the hero" is a short, experimental RPG Maker game created both to showcase my writing and teach myself about combat systems. No ponies, sadly, but still: an RPG written by me. It's currently in beta, and I'm looking for people to try it out before I unleash it on the forums of the interweb. If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, send me a message and I'll provide a download link.

I wrote a submission for Clyde's Tales, a collection of short fairy tales starring an eminently sensible earth pony named Clyde. You should read it. And then you should read the rest of the stories, because they are amazing.

That is all.