On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.

Social pariah like you've never seen before.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

One day I will return.       / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

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From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Not a changeling.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I like ponies, Hondas, other cars, drifting, driving fast, and skating. I also do other things. I am building a Rainbow Dash Itasha Honda Civic: http://bit.ly/1DFAX6S

I am no one.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

Account removal requested

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.