Darrilon has proudly served Princess Celestia for many years, and risen to the rank of Captain of the elite squad known as the Solarian Patrol. But every day is a new challenge when your superior officer (and divine ruler) has no respect for protocol or procedure.

Rarity's genius at fashion design is unparalleled. But when she tosses off a design for a caprese, just to get the CMC out of her hair, she's shocked at the popularity of the simple garment. Its success threatens to undo her carefully promoted image as a designer of high fashion.

Winner of the /r/mylittlefanfic Writing Stravaganza.