Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Shaking off the rust

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

Good Night

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!