I like ponies.

Ponies: They're what's for awesome!

I love Apple Pies.

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

You call this romance, Charlotte?

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

Makes ponies cry

Doesn't actually wear hats.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

Living with LUS.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Just branching out to other sites, hoping for comments and reviews from more readers.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I'm a lazy writer who loves what I do, but is too lazy to write half the time. If you have an idea for a story, shoot it at me though. I just might take it♥

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

SCIENCE!

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

I'm a guy who writes about ponies. Not much else to say at the moment.Also, all my stuff is featured on Equestria Daily, so you know it's legit!

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

Maybe I'll upload something here. Maybe I won't. I haven't written fanfiction in a loooooong time.

okay now kiss!