I've been gone for... well, years. And I'm not sure how many of my followers are still around. How is everyone? What's changed?

It'll be out soon... it's short, and tagged "complete" even though it's not. It can't really be complete until I fix some things with my ex-special somepony, but it really helped me process. Just some AppleDash, nothing special, but give it a read? Offer some constructive criticism? I love y'all♥

Goddamn it, I need to write. Give me ideas, give me characters, and give me a target word count. I need ideas, because my muse hopped on the nearest train going anywhere. As did my brief love life. God, I'm fricking lovesick. Have you ever broken up with someone and regretted it like hell? Yeah, idiot who did that right. Fricking. Here.

So. Um. Ideas? Please?

I've been rereading Patient so I could add the next chapter, and when I was, I realized how poorly it was written. I have been thinking for a while, and I decided that the only real option is to rewrite it.

Longer chapters, better explanations, so on and so forth. Thoughts and ideas can go below.

I'd be deleting the current story and completely starting from scratch.

So… what happens? It’s a funny story.

Sweetie Belle is an orphan.

First post:

I wasn’t always like this.

So screwed up. Drunk more often than anypony should be, high every once in a while, pregnant.

Yes, pregnant. I’ve made choices I wouldn’t wish on anypony else.

I’ll start from the beginning. It was just six months ago. Can you believe that?

Just six months…

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Capitals are fun :P

I'm considering writing a Moulin Rouge parody, with Rarity as Satine, possibly Twilight as the fantabulous writer, Spike as our lovely head of the cirque, etc. Suggestions?

Yep~

I like fluff, and I like reading fluff. So I'm hosting a grand shipping contest-y thing-y. I have rules and stuff, 'kay?

Alicorns
This CANNOT include Celuna, Cadastia, or Lunance. Alicorn Twi/Alicorn Mane-6 is fine, though I prefer a one-on-one relationship xD
~Both must be alicorns
~No yucky stuff, just pure love
~Mature is fine
~No incest
~No OCs

Mane Six
~Both must be from Mane 6 {Spike counts~}
~Mature is fine
~Pure love
~No OCs

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I'm writing a TwiLestia fic where they're both snowed in, in a log cabin in Canterlot. Awkward? Maybe. I'll probably be putting an optional mature chapter in Shots. But I want help, because I rush romance like I have two minutes to write it. Any prereaders/proofreaders/ideas? Post C:

Do you want me to write some alicorn-Twi stuff? I'm thinking an "awkward" welcoming ceremony.

A. Roleplaying (What kind?)
B. Spanking
C. BDSM
D. Vanilla
E. Other

I'd love to do a whole "Naughty Twilight Spanking Thing", but whatever the public wants 0:-)