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Dusty the Royal Janitor

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)


The last thing Applejack remembers, she was going out to tend to the south fields one day. She had just left the house and then... a blur. She found herself someplace else entirely. Loud, spattering noises surrounded her. Strange people were trying to hurt her. Her very body was twisted and wrong.

When she awakes from what should have been a nightmare, she discovers it was all too real. She's been trapped in another world, in a body that she can't even recognize, let alone control. To make matters worse, her natural Earth Pony magic is reacting to her new environment in strange and disquieting ways, intensifying to truly dangerous levels causing her to break nearly everything and everyone she touches.

Thankfully she's been offered help. A group of remarkable people is offering to take her in... assuming she can aid them in return. There's a man in a suit of armor. Another who carries a shield. One who carries a hammer. One a bow and arrow. One is a woman who lies just a little too much for Applejack's taste. And one of them is very, very angry.

Applejack will have to come to not only understand her new body and abilities, but also come to try and understand the meaning and value of honesty itself as she's put to the test in ways she's never anticipated. In this world of endless conflict and threats beyond any she could have ever imagined, does Applejack even stand a chance of finding her way back home?

Teen rating for mild blood, some death, and occasional mild nudity and lewd jokes.
Character and genre tags may be altered as necessary as the story progresses.

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After a night of accidental debauchery that she cannot seem to remember, sophomore student at Canterlot Community College Fluttershy wakes up to find a strange woman named 'Eris' standing at her door! The strange woman claims that she's going to be Fluttershy's new live-in maid of all things! But Eris is far more than just a strange, seven-foot-tall woman in a French maid outfit... she's the human world's nascent spirit of chaos! And whoever heard of a spirit of chaos washing clothes and dusting shelves?!

Not to mention Eris's sudden reappearance has stirred up other ancient magical beings from their slumber, including the savage Queen Umbra, the enigmatic Chrysalis, and the Paladin-Goddesses Selene and Amaterasu.

But as crazy as the situation may be, perhaps things will work out for the best? Fluttershy's been incredibly lonely ever since the rest of her friends from Canterlot High went off to other colleges. And underneath all her bluster, maybe... just maybe... all Eris needs is a friend to convince her she isn't alone anymore.

...or maybe Fluttershy's cottage will be washed away in a tsunami of caramel-flavored cottage cheese.

...Yeah, that sounds about right.

Contains: Older!EqG!FluttershyxRule63!Discord


(Author's Notes: Crossover between Equestria Girls and Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid because I'm apparently a hot pile of otaku garbage. The first few chapters may closely resemble some episodes of the anime, but it will diverge from there. This takes place in the near future of an alternate EqG universe because I've only seen the first Equestria Girls and don't really care enough to watch the others. Also because I'm not gonna write them with "Doug" skin colors. They've still got the multicolored hair, but they have human skin. Because I said so, that's why.)

(Teen/Sex rating is for comical nudity, lewd discussions, possibly-too-in-depth descriptions, and maybe some light touching, but there will be no explicit sex)

(Cover Art credit goes to ZantyARZ)

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle Ships Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash 2: Electric Scootaloo

A story in the Twilight Sparkle Ships Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash series.

Twilight flew them to the moon and let them play among the stars. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash saw what spring was like on Jupiter and Mars. Having returned back home as more than they once were, Twilight is finally going to make sure, once and for all, that Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie sleep together!

Coverart by Atmospark

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle Ships Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash

After their discovering the chemistry the two of them had in Twilight's Library, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash had a fun-filled adventure through the enchanting land of Saddle Arabia, complete with belly dancing and harem girls! Now that they're back home, though, Twilight Sparkle is more determined than ever to make sure that Rainbow and Pinkie end up sleeping together!

Coverart by puchiko.

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After a few 'CA-RAAAAZY' shenanigans at her library involving the insurmountable duo of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, Twilight realizes just how quirky and exciting things get when the two of them are together. After spending an eventful day with the two of them, Twilight comes up with the perfect way to get the two of them to spend a LOT more time together... and maybe even end up sleeping together! :raritywink:

Coverart image by CleppyClep

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Lyra Heartstrings was once a talented professor of archaeology at Canterlot's prestigious Hope University. She was well respected by her peers, admired by her students, and loved by the mare of her dreams back home in Ponyville. Ambitious, intelligent, and curious, she was a mare with the world in her hooves.

But on one fateful August day, she's met by an old colleague with a most fantastic story to share. Her old friend, Hidden Chamber, has come upon a strange artifact that predates any pony-made item. A strange slab with the most curious markings upon it inspires the two of them to lead an expedition into the borders of Equestrian territory, into the dense forests of the Northern Wilds. Packing up and leaving for the mysterious border town of Hollow Shades and the neighboring Mount Elder, their company seeks answers to mysteries that have been buried for millions of years.

But some mysteries aren't meant to be solved. There are some things pony was not meant to know. And the revelations may just bring Lyra's perfect world crashing down around her.

(Originally meant to be for the 'More Most Dangerous Game' contest, but it was not finished in time and it ended up vastly exceeding the word limit)

Cover art commissioned from Omny87

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Have you ever wondered how Equus came to be? How the great nation of Equestria came to be founded at last? How the other races came to exist? Sadly, most of that knowledge is lost to time and each of the ancient Alicorn race claims something different, their memories having been horribly tampered with during one of the many ages of chaos.

Indeed, there are many myths and legends about the creation of Equus. Most of them are false. Some of them are mistakes and others are outright lies. This account, however, was found by an intrepid archaeologist deep beneath the crust of the planet, in what appears to be the archive of Scolaris the Wise himself. Take it with a grain of salt, but this could be, truly, how our world came to be.

Perhaps... but we may never know for certain

- Archmage Silver Pentacle, C.R. 1858

(For the Most Dangerous Game contest.)

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When Trixie's brand new wagon breaks down in the middle of Hoofington, she finds herself unable to repair her broken wheel herself. So she decides to call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help.

It will be a decision she is doomed to regret as she is forced to confront automatic voice directories, unhelpful operators, intolerable hold times, lovecraftian madness, gastrointestinal distress, and moronic protocol.

Trixie will never leave Hoofington with her sanity intact.

(Inspired by events that happened to the author)
Cover image credit goes to Guardian-Core.

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On a normal day in Ponyville, Spike buys a peach from a little filly in the marketplace. But when he brings it home, Twilight has a traumatic flashback to her childhood.

(Author's Note: ...I regret everything. :fluttershyouch:)

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It's been a rough day for Twilight Sparkle. She was awoken in the middle of the night to save the town, had a chance to study an alien artifact ripped out from under her, and is now stuck with Applejack, Fluttershy, and her arch-nemesis Queen Chrysalis in some alien fighting tournament with a bunch of... things she doesn't even want to try and start describing without a cup of coffee and some asprin!

Indeed, Twilight and her friends have been summoned to join the latest Smash Brothers tournament! And as they explore the mysterious 'Smashworld' and meet new, colorful characters, they will be pitted head to head against new friends and enemies as well as each other! Can their friendships survive being forced to fight one another? Why are all the other 'smashers' so on edge? And what's with the bizarre being that purports to be the creator of this world, "the Master Hand?"

Only one thing is for sure. It's going to be a doozy.

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