"Anna Karenina"
"Starters"
"Les Miserables"
"Splintered"

Phineas: Whadya say? We'll do all the same things, except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernable music source!
Ferb: Hmm. What assurance would we have that everyone else would also break into song and do the same thing?
Phineas: I dunno. I think they probably will.
-Phineas and Ferb

Wander: I always believed that when you start on the right path, you would always wind up in the right place, but every time we try to do good, it just turns into something worse, and worse, and worse. If we stop that missile, it could cause the whole universe to...
Sylvia: Wander, with the day we've been having, that is entirely possible. But I'm also saying that if doing a good deed leads to the universe getting destroyed...partner, that's not a universe I wanna live in anyway.
- Wander Over Yonder

"Their identities [as monsters] would be exposed. Their images would be downloaded all over the world. They would be targets. Medical experiments. Scapegoats. No matter how docile and charming the interviews were, normies would find some reason to be afraid. Some reason to discriminate. Some reason to hate. They always did."
-Monster High: The Ghoul Next Door

I'm bad, and that's good.
I'll never be good, and that's not bad.
There's no one I'd rather be...than me.
- Bad-Anon Bad Guy Affirmation, Wreck-It Ralph

"Don't start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness."
-Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

Conversations of Peace

Trust

A son says to his mother: “Mother, today I fought with my friend.”
His Mother says: “Why did you fight with your friend?”
“Because he demanded something of me, and I would not give it to him.”
“Why did you not give it to him?”
“Because it was mine.”
“My son, you now have your possessions, but you do not have your friend. Which would you rather have?”
“My friend.”
“Then give freely, trusting that you will also be given what you need.”

Self-Sufficiency

Daughter says to her Father: “Father, today I fought with my friend.”
Her Father says: “Why did you fight with your friend?”
“Because she insulted me, and I was angry.”
“Why were you angry?”
“Because she lied about me” (In some versions: “Because I was hurt by her words.”)
“My daughter, did your friend’s words change who you are?”
“No.”
“Then do not be angry. The opinions of others cannot damage you.”

Forgiveness

A husband says to his wife: “Wife, today I fought with my enemy.”
“His Wife says: “Why did you fight with your enemy?”
“Because I hate him.”
“My husband, why do you hate him?”
“Because he wronged me.”
“The wrong is past. You must let it rest where it lies.”

Kindness

A Wife says to her Husband: “Husband, today I fought with my enemy.”
Her Husband says: “Why did you fight with your enemy?”
“Because I spoke cruel words to her.”
“My wife, why did you speak cruel words to her?”
“Because I believed them to be true.”
“Then you must no longer think cruel thoughts. Cruel thoughts lead to cruel words, and hurt you as much as they hurt your target.”

(The following section was part of the original manifesto, but was later removed.)

Involvement

One friend says to Another: “Friend, today I fought with my enemy.”
The Other Friend says: “Why did you fight with your enemy?”
“Because they were about to hurt you.”
“Friend, why did you defend me?”
“Because I love you.”
“Then I am grateful.”

Untitled Prom Story
Untitled Trixie (back)Story
"Blanche's Story (title pending)
"The Friendship Paradox"
"Metamorphosis"
"The Young and Beautiful Karina"
Untitled PinkieDash story
Untitled Fluttershy Love Story
"The Plot Hole" (A Nostalgia Critic Crossover)
"The Rainboom Project"
Untitled Human Apocalypse story
"Barnhouse Blitz"
Dazzlings Project