A little rat told me that you edit / look over horse words, so I thought I’d pop in and ask.

Is this a paid service? It doesn’t matter to me either way, just would like to have extra options in case my current editor dies in a freak dying accident.

Just wanted to thank you for the watch and apologize for it being almost a week late.

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I've found someone else who completely understands that sentence? Wonderful. (No sarcasm here, I am very familiar with the grammatical quirks behind this.)

A certain Rat says you are a good editor and you should be given something 'Murican...so have 🥓🍔 (I would give you some crab with Old Bay as a Marylander should but I am fresh out)

here is a gun 🔫