I take bad ideas way too seriously.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Senior Huevos fan (They/Them) Patreon/Ko-Fi

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

Not a changeling.

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Love is a verb, not a noun.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Forget not that I am a derp.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Horrifically Fun

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

A real lady killer.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

No.

Not much to say except that I love video games, my favorite series being Star Fox and Mass Effect; reading, sports, etc. I have a separate FanFiction account where more of my stories can be found.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I'm

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Prince of the Night, novice writer, Master Arcanist, Aspect of the Moon. Does not appreciate being called 'Prince Moonbutt', but further detests being referred to as 'Prince Inkbutt'.