I have no idea what I'm doing.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Don’t like my writing? Great! Tell me why so I can improve! :)

Just trying to be better.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

My only aim, is to entertain!

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

Consume all the Turnips

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Me. Take it or leave it.

Amateurish fan fiction writer looking to expand to a greater audience beyond FF.net and mostly reposting my stories from there. Hope you enjoy them!

Back briefly to take a stroll down memory lane!

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It's fanfiction all the way down.

Just a smalltown mare with a love for artwork and stories.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.

"You think you know me..."

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Big Ups

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

The other authors make it look so easy

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5