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SecretAgentPlotTwist


Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

Jul
11th
2018

Gay Horse people · 8:36pm Jul 11th, 2018

The gay horse people who I've been saying are gay horse people for so long are actually gay horse people. I am so happy.

Jul
1st
2018

I Knew It!! · 8:33am Jul 1st, 2018

They were a ragtag group of homosexuals all this time

Sep
9th
2016

PINKIE PIE IS BACK BITCHES!!!! · 1:28pm Sep 9th, 2016

Okay, what if I told you, yes you, that there was a Pinkie Pie group that was actually active. I'd imagine your response would be something like "Well, seeing how the main Pinkie pie group on this site is so much more inactive than the other Main six groups, I'd say my life would finally be complete and I would join it immediately. But, seeing how that's not the case, I will be forced to carry on with an existence that is substantially depleted by the lack of Pinkie Pie."

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Sep
7th
2016

The fic race. · 4:06pm Sep 7th, 2016

Hello, it's this one again. Now I decided to do a little bittle blog thing as I didn't get a fic up last week. Now this has been mainly because of two things. The first being my sudden and very damaging addiction to 'eight out of ten cats does countdown', another time being overly British has got in the way of my life. And the second that fact that the number of fics I'm writing has doubled but never being able to finish any. Guys, if you enjoy reading half finished or almost done one-shots, I

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Aug
29th
2016

Lil' update. · 8:47pm Aug 29th, 2016

Hello again, just a little blog kinda thing because I feel like I should do these more often. So far I've just done follow-ups and apologise, which with my quality of fics is normally the same thing, but you guys seem to like them for whatever reason. I feel like if I just try and do blogs for the hell of it, I won't constantly be putting up Follow-ups a couple minutes before I put up the next fic, in a kind of panicked 'oh crap I forgot' kind of thing.

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Aug
21st
2016

Three isn't that magic a number (Followup) · 1:23pm Aug 21st, 2016

Hello, me again, you know, that one guy who really just writes whatever. You see I do a lot to make sure the urge to please you guys doesn't impend on what I want to write, but if there is one thing I like to do, is keep you on your toes. If I have one advantage over anyone, and it's certainly not ability, it's that the thoughts that go through my head aren't constrained to useless things like reason or logic. It's becasue of this, I believe, that my three one-shots did so differently.

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Jul
26th
2016

Mortem: the surprisingly popular fic · 7:25pm Jul 26th, 2016

Hello, yes, this is my incredibly overdue follow-up of Mortem: the last Necromancer. Now, before you ask, I have a good reason for taking so long. I was making sure that it actually happened and I just didn't dream it, because of my god guys I don't even know where to begin with this.

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Jul
10th
2016

I did it Ma! (Fancy seeing you here follow up) · 11:04pm Jul 10th, 2016

Anoughter feature, WHOO!
This brings my feature total to two which is insane when you remember I started writing these things to stop being terrible at writing. Don't believe me? See how long you can last reading my first three fics and then tell me I wasn't terrible.

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Apr
3rd
2016

The Gift of a third wheel · 2:41pm Apr 3rd, 2016

Awh, poor Maud, I feel for you. Really I do, I've been there. Hanging out with your friends who happen to be a couple, sister and friend in this case, and they asked you to come along because they want to spend time with you. And even though they say it's all for you, they spend the entire time getting all touchy feely behind a menu. Maud represents the struggle of many third wheelers all around the world and we stand with you... or sit with you, patiently but passive aggressively.

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Mar
6th
2016

You call that a Hiatus!? · 5:41pm Mar 6th, 2016

As many of you are probably now aware, we have been deceived. I cruel trick has been played on all of us, and I, for one, won't stand for it. The release date for the first episode of season 6 has been revealed, March 26'th for those living under a rock or enjoying their lives, and the gap between season 5 and 6 is a lot smaller than we were expecting, something that makes me very angry. How dare they do this, the nerve of Hasbro, to call this a hiatus. It's four months. Four bucking months!

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