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GentlemanJ


Jan
2nd
2023

Attention: GentlmanJ Begins His Next Project · 8:17pm January 2nd

Greetings one and all,

I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

Published? What does that mean?

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Jan
1st
2023

One Is the Loneliest Number That You Ever Knew · 11:35pm January 1st

Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now, I spend my time just
Making up rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number

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Jan
1st
2023

Two Post or Not Two Post · 4:40am January 1st

At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

It had a two.

So, I post.

Best,
GentlemanJ

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Dec
30th
2022

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky · 10:54pm Dec 30th, 2022

I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.

Best,
GentlemanJ

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Dec
30th
2022

Four Score and Seven Years Ago... · 1:27am Dec 30th, 2022

... I said I'd be releasing news on January 2, 2023.

Don't four-get.

Hon hon hon!

Best,
GentlemanJ

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Dec
28th
2022

Fiiiiiiive Golden RIIIIIIIIIINGS! · 10:57pm Dec 28th, 2022

Five days left people. Five days till January 2, 2023 and news.

A fun fact about the number five to tide you over:

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Dec
27th
2022

And Then There Were Sxi · 10:52pm Dec 27th, 2022

Good greetings, my fine, featherless bipeds.

Today marks six days before my big announcement. Shocking I know, given how yesterday it was seven, but it is the nature of time to move on as it does.

Once again, I will be sharing a big update on January 2, 2023, so do spread the word like a virus of unknown origin that may or may not have affected life on a global scale. In exchange, I give you this picture of a Smoliv.

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Dec
26th
2022

Testing.. Testing... · 10:41pm Dec 26th, 2022

Is this thing on?

*ahem*

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Oct
29th
2015

Non-Pony Project Up and Running · 2:41am Oct 29th, 2015

Hey everybody,

It's been a while. Life treating you right? Yeah? That's good, man. That's real good.

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Jun
21st
2015

Final Remarks · 11:05am Jun 21st, 2015

Ladies and gentleman,

Over three years ago, I started writing the story of Rarity and Graves with the goal of giving them a happily ever after. Yesterday, I met that goal, and so I can finally say with a smile that it's all done. The stories of Graves are finished.

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