Greetings one and all,

I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

Published? What does that mean?

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Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now, I spend my time just
Making up rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number

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At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

It had a two.

So, I post.

Best,
GentlemanJ

I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.

Best,
GentlemanJ

... I said I'd be releasing news on January 2, 2023.

Don't four-get.

Hon hon hon!

Best,
GentlemanJ

Five days left people. Five days till January 2, 2023 and news.

A fun fact about the number five to tide you over:

Good greetings, my fine, featherless bipeds.

Today marks six days before my big announcement. Shocking I know, given how yesterday it was seven, but it is the nature of time to move on as it does.

Once again, I will be sharing a big update on January 2, 2023, so do spread the word like a virus of unknown origin that may or may not have affected life on a global scale. In exchange, I give you this picture of a Smoliv.

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Is this thing on?

*ahem*

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Hey everybody,

It's been a while. Life treating you right? Yeah? That's good, man. That's real good.

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Ladies and gentleman,

Over three years ago, I started writing the story of Rarity and Graves with the goal of giving them a happily ever after. Yesterday, I met that goal, and so I can finally say with a smile that it's all done. The stories of Graves are finished.

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