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GentlemanJ


Oct
22nd
2024

Alright, We'll Do It Live · 1:08am Oct 22nd, 2024

Hello there all you specters, shades, and remnants of a bygone age. It is I, GentlemanJ, back to astound and confound you once more.

If you would kindly recall, I was once excited to announce that I'd gotten a book deal, then despondent to say that deal fell through. A heavy blow, I went back to the application process, only to never find success again. It got depressing, to a point I started wondering why I should bother writing if I couldn't get anyone to read.

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Oct
20th
2023

Sad Attention: GentlemanJ will NOT be Publishing an OG Work For Now · 8:08pm Oct 20th, 2023

Hey there everyone,

Sorry this post is so late in coming, but as the title indicates, I will not be publishing my original work by my own choice.

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Jan
2nd
2023

Attention: GentlmanJ Begins His Next Project · 8:17pm Jan 2nd, 2023

Greetings one and all,

I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

Published? What does that mean?

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Jan
1st
2023

One Is the Loneliest Number That You Ever Knew · 11:35pm Jan 1st, 2023

Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now, I spend my time just
Making up rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number

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Jan
1st
2023

Two Post or Not Two Post · 4:40am Jan 1st, 2023

At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

It had a two.

So, I post.

Best,
GentlemanJ

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Dec
30th
2022

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky · 10:54pm Dec 30th, 2022

I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.

Best,
GentlemanJ

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Dec
30th
2022

Four Score and Seven Years Ago... · 1:27am Dec 30th, 2022

... I said I'd be releasing news on January 2, 2023.

Don't four-get.

Hon hon hon!

Best,
GentlemanJ

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Dec
28th
2022

Fiiiiiiive Golden RIIIIIIIIIINGS! · 10:57pm Dec 28th, 2022

Five days left people. Five days till January 2, 2023 and news.

A fun fact about the number five to tide you over:

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Dec
27th
2022

And Then There Were Sxi · 10:52pm Dec 27th, 2022

Good greetings, my fine, featherless bipeds.

Today marks six days before my big announcement. Shocking I know, given how yesterday it was seven, but it is the nature of time to move on as it does.

Once again, I will be sharing a big update on January 2, 2023, so do spread the word like a virus of unknown origin that may or may not have affected life on a global scale. In exchange, I give you this picture of a Smoliv.

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Dec
26th
2022

Testing.. Testing... · 10:41pm Dec 26th, 2022

Is this thing on?

*ahem*

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