Hello there all you specters, shades, and remnants of a bygone age. It is I, GentlemanJ, back to astound and confound you once more.

If you would kindly recall, I was once excited to announce that I'd gotten a book deal, then despondent to say that deal fell through. A heavy blow, I went back to the application process, only to never find success again. It got depressing, to a point I started wondering why I should bother writing if I couldn't get anyone to read.

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Hey there everyone,

Sorry this post is so late in coming, but as the title indicates, I will not be publishing my original work by my own choice.

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Greetings one and all,

I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

Published? What does that mean?

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Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now, I spend my time just
Making up rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number

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At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

It had a two.

So, I post.

Best,
GentlemanJ

I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.

Best,
GentlemanJ

... I said I'd be releasing news on January 2, 2023.

Don't four-get.

Hon hon hon!

Best,
GentlemanJ

Five days left people. Five days till January 2, 2023 and news.

A fun fact about the number five to tide you over:

Good greetings, my fine, featherless bipeds.

Today marks six days before my big announcement. Shocking I know, given how yesterday it was seven, but it is the nature of time to move on as it does.

Once again, I will be sharing a big update on January 2, 2023, so do spread the word like a virus of unknown origin that may or may not have affected life on a global scale. In exchange, I give you this picture of a Smoliv.

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Is this thing on?

*ahem*

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