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  • 25 weeks
    Sad Attention: GentlemanJ will NOT be Publishing an OG Work For Now

    Hey there everyone,

    Sorry this post is so late in coming, but as the title indicates, I will not be publishing my original work by my own choice.

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  • 66 weeks
    Attention: GentlmanJ Begins His Next Project

    Greetings one and all,

    I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

    I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

    Published? What does that mean?

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    9 comments · 401 views
  • 67 weeks
    One Is the Loneliest Number That You Ever Knew

    Two can be as bad as one
    It's the loneliest number since the number one

    No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
    Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
    'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
    One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

    It's just no good anymore since you went away
    Now, I spend my time just
    Making up rhymes of yesterday

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    2 comments · 279 views
  • 67 weeks
    Two Post or Not Two Post

    At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

    Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

    It had a two.

    So, I post.


    3 comments · 161 views
  • 67 weeks
    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

    I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

    January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.


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And Then There Were Sxi · 10:52pm Dec 27th, 2022

Good greetings, my fine, featherless bipeds.

Today marks six days before my big announcement. Shocking I know, given how yesterday it was seven, but it is the nature of time to move on as it does.

Once again, I will be sharing a big update on January 2, 2023, so do spread the word like a virus of unknown origin that may or may not have affected life on a global scale. In exchange, I give you this picture of a Smoliv.

It is small. It is an olive. It looks to be in a perpetual state of distress.

Words. Cannot. Express. How much I love me a Smoliv.

Till next time, peace.


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