• Member Since 13th Feb, 2012
  • offline last seen 4 hours ago

GentlemanJ


More Blog Posts65

  • 28 weeks
    Sad Attention: GentlemanJ will NOT be Publishing an OG Work For Now

    Hey there everyone,

    Sorry this post is so late in coming, but as the title indicates, I will not be publishing my original work by my own choice.

    Read More

    2 comments · 239 views
  • 70 weeks
    Attention: GentlmanJ Begins His Next Project

    Greetings one and all,

    I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

    I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

    Published? What does that mean?

    Read More

    9 comments · 406 views
  • 70 weeks
    One Is the Loneliest Number That You Ever Knew

    Two can be as bad as one
    It's the loneliest number since the number one

    No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
    Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
    'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
    One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

    It's just no good anymore since you went away
    Now, I spend my time just
    Making up rhymes of yesterday

    Read More

    2 comments · 289 views
  • 70 weeks
    Two Post or Not Two Post

    At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

    Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

    It had a two.

    So, I post.

    Best,
    GentlemanJ

    3 comments · 166 views
  • 70 weeks
    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

    I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

    January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.

    Best,
    GentlemanJ

    4 comments · 116 views
Dec
26th
2022

Testing.. Testing... · 10:41pm Dec 26th, 2022

Is this thing on?

*ahem*

Hello there! My name is GentlemanJ. Perhaps you've heard of me? I wrote a little series back in the day called The Journey of Graves that some of you seemed to enjoy, then disappeared once it was finished. I've been lurking since then. Skulking. All around just a good bit of creeping. But today, I break my silence to bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the nations (heresy not intended). Ready? Here goes.

I... will be making the real announcement in one exactly one week's time!

I know, I know, pure click bait and padding right? Do forgive me, but I have good intentions. Given that I haven't done much in quite literally years, I wanted to build in a little time for word to get around, especially since it's during the holidays where everything's more hectic than normal. But seriously, the news is really cool, so I wanted to share it with as many of the wonderful people who showed Graves and Rarity so much love back then and some even to this day.

To that end, I'll be making a fool of myself like this for the next week so that by January 2, 2023, seven days from now, I'll be able to share the actual announcement with as many people as possible. So tell your friends and family, your neighbors, and even your nemeses, because I'd just love for everyone to turn up.

Till then, stay warm, be excellent, and a very Merry belated Christmas to one and all.

Best,
GentlemanJ

Report GentlemanJ · 317 views · Story: When the Man Comes Around ·
Comments ( 13 )

Hey I remember you. You’re the what what in the asshole kid, right?

Whoa, hey, it's you! What a nice surprise. I look forward to the announcement!

Welcome back. Nice to see you haven’t left us.

Nice to hear from you again.

Well, this was an unexpected appearance. Wonder what you've got planned.

If this is about my car's warranty, you're going to get a size 10 buttplug with a heavy tread permanently inserted :rainbowlaugh:.

5705294
Of course not, haha! That would be silly! Absolutely mad!

...It's actually your refrigerator.

Oh shit time for a re-read of the series

5705308
Well played, sir, well played. Enjoy my heartfelt congratulations.

5705276
Of course not. I could never leave my kids behind.:raritywink:

Login or register to comment