(dedicated to Ion-sturm: I know you go on this web site)

Pinkie and Rainbow Dash get captured in a strange country by two mysterious slave merchants.

This is a lipogram. It will contain no 'E', apart from that symbol said prior and what was drawn upon in titling this story. I will not touch that symbol in this writing at all, nor will I allow it to subsist. Thank you.

This story has many background inhibiting individuals with various dispositions and actions. This group consists of Raindrop, a stallion-hog; Milky Way and Thundy, two pals who fight for Raindrop's adoration; Starburst, a kind, familiar stallion; and Cloud and Flitt', two disgusting twin girls.

Now with a continuation! An Additional Story With a Lack of 'E'

What FIMfiction accounts say of it:
"Sometimes I wish I wasn't in the military cause I'm starting to feel that the brony community has some crazy good drugs' -USMCbrony0311
"NarwhalUnicorn...is a good work...guy..." -Twinkletail
"Excellent example entailing excluding E!" -Europa
"I used to hate experimental short fiction, but this story has shown me how amazing it can truly be." -Azusa
"This is f**king cool, good sir. You deserve applause." -Alicornium
"... I don't know how to respond to this. This... This... I... I don't even... How? What?" -Classy Toad

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...Okay, this is a discontinuation of my bragging.

Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website www.notforeveralone.com, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

When your life is as dull and cliché as the harmony that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color—or seventeen-and-a-half—to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.