Equestria is in general a really kind, wholesome place. You've been around the block a few times, and seen your fair share of hardship. But honestly? Some of the slang that these ponies seem to be worrying about is just... out of line.
You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforseen consequences.
Ponicemares risk skinned knees and noogies for the sake of the innocent. Now, if only Anon could get out of this desk job and actually make a difference... (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
What should you do if while time travelling you accidentally kill Twilight Sparkle and desperately need to avoid the ensuing time paradox? Probably not what Time Keeper does: recruit Chrysalis to take her place.
Spike finds Twilight awake in the middle of the night, unable to sleep, worrying about her upcoming elevation to ruler of Equestria. As usual, he knows what to say to put her mind at ease.
Rarity is stressed. Defeated! Orders and deadlines and overwork just the norm. Because of this, Spike goes without his apron, flexing his shredded body all in the hope to make her feel better. Because that's how things work, right?
Created from a magical experiment to help Twilight around the palace, Sparks is an all-knowing hard-light entity in everything but her social skills, at least until she meets Spike.
After being assigned to test the capabilities of her brother's security measures herself, Twilight was happy that her friends were willing to join. However, Rainbow Dash makes the mistake of questioning the skills (or lack thereof) of Shining Armor.
Yesterday, she was a sweet, somewhat old-fashioned exchange student trying to find her place in a strange culture. Today, Centorea Shianus is a new world's greatest terror.
Twilight has too much time on her hooves. Twilight has a spell that involves 'transposing male characteristics' that she hasn't tried yet. Twilight is about to get herself into a whole world of trouble.
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna REALLY don't want you leaving the castle in this weather, but they're also gonna cuddle the heck out of you if you stay. A play off the classic holiday song.
Danny has recently been diagnosed with depression and anxiety. Along with his medication, he is assigned a fuzzy blue helper to get him back on his feet with plenty of affection and a listening ear.
A newspaper article declares Sunburst as the "Sexiest Eligible Bachelor in the Crystal Empire". Sunburst is uncomfortable with this. Maybe Cadence can help.
Always fearing for her friends' safety, Twilight Sparkle creates body doubles to use as protection. Highly explosive body doubles. Twilight wants you to ignore that last part.
Their chariot shined like silver, roared like thunder, and blew fire hotter than dragons' breath. And everypony knew the day had finally arrived. The Goddesses had returned. But everypony had forgotten why the Goddesses had left them...
The sign by the tent which had mysteriously sprung up overnight seemed obvious enough, but Twilight couldn't help but be curious. Besides, she really needed it to move on. That's why she asked Spike to investigate... and here our story begins.
Generations ago, a mare gave in to scaly temptations. Twilight wakes up to find her magic opened the potential of her draconic heritage. Several melted toilets later, Twilight visits the Dragonlands to learn more about herself and her family.
As the only human in Equestria, Anon has been given the position of an ambassador. Because of it, he was granted an immunity by the Princesses. Literally.
We all want to be liked. If we could, we'd take acceptance and respect, but, for the time being, we'll take just being liked. What happens when a dragon dislikes us?
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.