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Always fearing for her friends' safety, Twilight Sparkle takes it upon herself to create body doubles to use as protection.

Each body double looks just like the original.

Sounds just like the original.

And is also highly explosive.

Twilight Sparkle wants you to ignore that last part.

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I wonder if Cadance got one, and if Shining Armor will find it out the hard way.

...this was so weird, but so great at the same time :rainbowlaugh:
I love it :scootangel:

That play with yourself joke was pretty funny to me.

A wonderful mix of absurd and funny. Loved it.

Also, I wonder if this would help against pickles?

I can help! splort

OmniFox #8 · Nov 17th, 2018 · · 16 ·

If anyone believes that Twilight create sex doll doubles just to get her rocks off give me a hell yeah!

There are so many questions yet the ~500 hours of Splatoon 2 keep distracting me from them every time I see "splat".

Technically, they're not *highly* explosive. Just highly messy. And adorable.

9297958 I mean, sure, they're no azide, but if Fluttershy can cause a hugsplosion, that's pretty sensitive.

reminds me explosion copy(technique from NARUTO) IN THE DESCRIBTION

I was pretty sure that was the reference with "I can help" so I approve of that. Fun little story, and as usual Twilight dosn't think things through, or past the basic idea.

I want to read more stories about the adventures of Fluttershy and Splatshy.

Applejack agreed. “I reckon you’re right, Rarity. Only two types of ponies use puns as bad as that. Serial killers or end of their rope stand-up comedians.”

I'm sorry to hear your stand up comedy job is going so poorly. :twilightsheepish: :trixieshiftright:

Thank you for moonlighting as such an entertaining fanfic writer :yay:

FluttershyXSplatshy OTP :heart:

there is a lot of good stuff in here. though I wonder what exactly has happened with the extra screaming outside?

Also, is it wrong that I ship Fliuttershy x SplatShy??

I never thought I'd say this, but...
Poor Sombra!

Not of the Splats are!


Ponyville parade the Princesses were apart off.

a part

A nice pitch, but they are clearly inferior to the wacky inflatable arm-waving man model.

Only two types of ponies use puns as bad as that. Serial killers or end of their rope stand-up comedians.”

{Carefully avoids eye contact, and walks away whisting...}

Hasbro, eat your heart out.

“Splat Dash! Splat Jack! Splat Shy! And Splat… Rarity? Sorry, Rarity. I really can’t think of anything better.”

I would have named them different: Rainbow Splat, AppleSplat, FlutterSplat and RariSplat.
Also: TwiSplat.

That’s why I came here first. Usually when something explodes in Equestria, Twilight had something to do with it.

That's actually true!

Good story!

I've been on the Internet long enough to know where that's going...

“Splat Dash! Splat Jack! Splat Shy! And Splat… Rarity? Sorry, Rarity. I really can’t think of anything better.”

Really? Splatity never occurred to her? Oh well!

Rainbow Dash cocked a brow. “Gold star? This isn’t second grade, Twilight. If you want to bribe me with anything, make it money.”

While there ARE a few other things that could be substituted, money is USUALLY preferable


Hasbro, eat your heart out.

New, from Hasbro!
Twilight Splarkle :twilightoops:
Rainbow Splash :rainbowderp:
Splapple Jack :applejackconfused:
Splattershy :flutterrage:
Sparity :raritydespair:
and Splattie Pie :pinkiecrazy:

Twilight Sparkle: "But...but...but...I haven't fixed their bugs, yet! RECALL! RECALL THEM ALL BEFORE IT'S TOO-- :twilightoops:"
Twilight Sparkle: "nevermind :facehoof:"

I wonder what happens if you introduce Splats to open flame? :scootangel:

Where do you keep getting these story ideas? :rainbowlaugh:

Not sure what the video had to do with anything but yeah!

...where it was rumored that ex-tyrant King Sombra had been secretly piecing himself back together with the use of modeling glue.

All right, who left the glue out?!

These Splats actually sound kind of fun. Messy, but fun. :rainbowlaugh:


Delightfully odd.

If the goo from multiple exploding splats gets mixed together do you end up with some kind of abomination when they try and reform?

I have got to try some of the candy you're eating, Splats, because DAMN! Where do you come up with these ideas?

So freakin' weird, I love it.

Simplistic clones that explode on impact? Excuse me waiter, I believe there is a Gotenks in my pony.

9297893 What happened in your life to make you like this

An overabundance of Rule 34?

Fluttershy looked away. “Only one thousand two-hundred and five. You ever notice how some of them just ask the most inappropriate questions sometimes? What’s my favorite tea? What cloud shape is best? What am I wearing? Why is everyone so interested in my nighttime bunny slippers and big, comfy sweater?”

If you think that's inappropriate, Fluttershy...

Rarity angrily pointed at Twilight. “So, that’s your solution to assassination attempts! Killing each and every one of us so there aren’t any more attempts! You’re just as bad as that supervillain last month that wanted to make everyone an alicorn, so that no one would be special!”

It must be done. Ahem...

LAAAARSON! :flutterrage:

“Only in dangerous situations or public settings where our safety cannot be guaranteed,” Twilight explained, before eyeing the newly reformed Splat Spike giving normal Spike a piggyback ride. “Hey! What did I say about playing with yourself, Spike!”

Author's expression: :scootangel:

Everyone's facial expressions: :facehoof:

On the inside: :rainbowlaugh:

Some of Chrysalis’ original glee fell away. “Obviously! But that doesn’t mean I’m not enjoying every second of this! By the way, any chance of renting this thing out? For an afternoon or a weekend perhaps? It’s doing wonders on my stress levels. And I promise not to be too mean to it. And she said it herself—she likes to help!”


The announcer continued gloomily, “ King Sombra has thus far reaffirmed his innocence, while a listener poll had this to say on the matter: one percent of listeners believe he is guilty; one percent believe in his innocence; while a whopping ninety-eight percent of listeners responded, ‘Who?’ A Frozen North judge has therefore sentenced the ex-King to Tartarus forever. And ever. And ever. And ever. Plus five days for littering .”


Overall, I enjoyed the comedy in this story a lot. I can't stop smiling.


Why, hello there. It's been a while since our last unexpected meeting, hasn't it?

Love Splat Jacks response.

I think we just found the new Beanis.

It has indeed been some time. It would seem that chance has other ideas.

Comment posted by Soviet Power Soldier deleted Nov 19th, 2018

I have no idea what the hell I just read, but I loved every damn minute of it. :rainbowlaugh:

Hah, I really enjoyed this some light heated silliness that was just very well done. Though I'm a little sad, when I read about the highly explosive I was expecting that was meant to be a countermeasure to deal with the attempted assassin, not the product of it not being very refined. Still though I really liked this.

While they waited for Spike, Twilight conjured a fat book into her hooves. She felt its weight, studied its thickness. She said more to herself: “Hardcover. Six hundred pages. Undamaged spine. Should do nicely.”

My book is 249 pages fatter! Ha!

I believe our thoughts are alike!

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