Love Queen come to write

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

The Master said, "Fump wallump." And so it was done.

A brony of few words who writes many.

My attempts at comedy are more depressing than my depressing stories.

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

I can only use what I learn from you, and the rest I quietly accept and burn through.

Im like a Baby Discord with a crazy imagination

Just a guy from Britain who loves MLP.

Want to help out with my mortgage? Ko-fi account! | Patreon! The Latiases of the world thank you.

Everything is awesome!

I always bring a sword to a gun fight...If its in close quarters

|| Self-Insert Fanfic Author and Lover of Rainbow Dash || Also have a thing to help me not run out of Doritos funds plz ||

A wise man once told me, "Live what you write, and write what you live."

The stories clog up my brain and prevent me from thinking about anything else until I write them down. True story.

Don't ask about the name. It is a silly story.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

It's fanfiction all the way down.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

I'm a Canadian gal who loves to write. :D

Been writing fan fiction for most of my life. Brony since March 2011.

"You think you know me..."

The best gift you can give to someone is your time for you are giving them something you will never get back.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.

“There is something delicious about writing the first words of a story. You never quite know where they'll take you.” ― Beatrix Potter

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

A cervine hack with delusions of grandeur

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

My passions consume me

The word that describes this profile is redacted. (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

hnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhh b uggy wuggy