"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Does this look infected to you?

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

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Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

I am not a clever pony.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Writer. What else do you need to know?

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (SubscribeStar)

Just another semi-successful clop writer

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

And she doth also carry the stars in her hooves.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

U-um... I like ponies...

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

She/her!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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Guess whose back?!

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!