PER THIS BLOG POST, I'M REVEALING MY ALTERNATE IDENTITY.

IF YOU NEED HELP FIGURING IT OUT YOU'RE HOPELESS.

FUCK.

LOST EVERYTHING.

INCLUDING PLANS FOR GLORY DAYS AND WELCOME TO THE SUMMONER'S RIFT.

FUCK.

NOT SURE WHEN/IF I CAN GET BACK ON IT.

GLORY DAYS CHAPTER FORTHCOMING.

DIFFICULT TO WRITE STILL, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.

MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

I KNOW ALL.

I SEE ALL.

I WRITE ALL.

AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY

AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.

BEHOLD!

MY GLORY

Planning a party for a princess was perturbingly perplexing and could possibly punctuate the period of planning with a few panic-fueled problems.

SAY THAT FIVE TIMES FAST.

BEHOLD!

I HAVE RETURNED!

YOUR ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL LORD AND MASTER MUSTARD HAS RETURNED TO DELIVER THE FINEST CLOP AND SMUTTIEST OF SMUT.

KNEEL AND TREMBLE BEFORE HIS UNENDING POWER.

ALSO: MORE SPIKE FICS INCOMING.

PREPARE THINE ANUSES AND BODIES!

WITH THINGS.

MUSTARD APOLOGIZES, AND DOES NOT KNOW IF HE WILL GET BACK TO GIVING YOU WHAT YOU ALL DESERVE ANY TIME SOON.

HAVE FAITH, MINIONS. I WILL RETURN AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

JUST... NOT ANY TIME SOON.

BUSY DOING THINGS

SORRY

STILL GLORIOUS

CARRY ON