• Member Since 8th Feb, 2014
  • offline last seen Mar 28th, 2017

Mustard Is Best Pony


MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Oct
25th
2014

ALTERNATE ACCOUNT?! · 6:39am Oct 25th, 2014

PER THIS BLOG POST, I'M REVEALING MY ALTERNATE IDENTITY.

IF YOU NEED HELP FIGURING IT OUT YOU'RE HOPELESS.

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 420 views ·
Oct
13th
2014

LOST FLASH DRIVE · 6:10am Oct 13th, 2014

FUCK.

LOST EVERYTHING.

INCLUDING PLANS FOR GLORY DAYS AND WELCOME TO THE SUMMONER'S RIFT.

FUCK.

NOT SURE WHEN/IF I CAN GET BACK ON IT.

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 257 views ·
Sep
22nd
2014

STILL WORKING · 6:40am Sep 22nd, 2014

GLORY DAYS CHAPTER FORTHCOMING.

DIFFICULT TO WRITE STILL, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 155 views ·
Sep
11th
2014

FIMFICTION CANNOT HANDLE MY GLORY · 7:31am Sep 11th, 2014

MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

I KNOW ALL.

I SEE ALL.

I WRITE ALL.

AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY

AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.

BEHOLD!

MY GLORY

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 246 views ·
Sep
9th
2014

EXCERPT FROM GLORY DAYS · 10:54pm Sep 9th, 2014

Planning a party for a princess was perturbingly perplexing and could possibly punctuate the period of planning with a few panic-fueled problems.

SAY THAT FIVE TIMES FAST.

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 199 views ·
Aug
27th
2014

THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF MUSTARD · 10:38pm Aug 27th, 2014

BEHOLD!

I HAVE RETURNED!

YOUR ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL LORD AND MASTER MUSTARD HAS RETURNED TO DELIVER THE FINEST CLOP AND SMUTTIEST OF SMUT.

KNEEL AND TREMBLE BEFORE HIS UNENDING POWER.

ALSO: MORE SPIKE FICS INCOMING.

PREPARE THINE ANUSES AND BODIES!

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 222 views ·
Jun
25th
2014

STILL SO BUSY · 2:35am Jun 25th, 2014

WITH THINGS.

MUSTARD APOLOGIZES, AND DOES NOT KNOW IF HE WILL GET BACK TO GIVING YOU WHAT YOU ALL DESERVE ANY TIME SOON.

HAVE FAITH, MINIONS. I WILL RETURN AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

JUST... NOT ANY TIME SOON.

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 195 views ·
Apr
30th
2014

BUSY · 7:02am Apr 30th, 2014

BUSY DOING THINGS

SORRY

STILL GLORIOUS

CARRY ON

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 250 views ·