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Mustard Is Best Pony


MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

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  • 498 weeks
    ALTERNATE ACCOUNT?!

    PER THIS BLOG POST, I'M REVEALING MY ALTERNATE IDENTITY.

    IF YOU NEED HELP FIGURING IT OUT YOU'RE HOPELESS.

    3 comments · 624 views
  • 500 weeks
    LOST FLASH DRIVE

    FUCK.

    LOST EVERYTHING.

    INCLUDING PLANS FOR GLORY DAYS AND WELCOME TO THE SUMMONER'S RIFT.

    FUCK.

    NOT SURE WHEN/IF I CAN GET BACK ON IT.

    6 comments · 441 views
  • 503 weeks
    STILL WORKING

    GLORY DAYS CHAPTER FORTHCOMING.

    DIFFICULT TO WRITE STILL, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.

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  • 504 weeks
    FIMFICTION CANNOT HANDLE MY GLORY

    MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

    I KNOW ALL.

    I SEE ALL.

    I WRITE ALL.

    AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY

    AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.

    BEHOLD!

    MY GLORY

    8 comments · 412 views
  • 504 weeks
    EXCERPT FROM GLORY DAYS

    Planning a party for a princess was perturbingly perplexing and could possibly punctuate the period of planning with a few panic-fueled problems.

    SAY THAT FIVE TIMES FAST.

    2 comments · 368 views
Jun
25th
2014

STILL SO BUSY · 2:35am Jun 25th, 2014

WITH THINGS.

MUSTARD APOLOGIZES, AND DOES NOT KNOW IF HE WILL GET BACK TO GIVING YOU WHAT YOU ALL DESERVE ANY TIME SOON.

HAVE FAITH, MINIONS. I WILL RETURN AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

JUST... NOT ANY TIME SOON.

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Comments ( 6 )

I shall eat my sandwiches on plain bread, as a symbol of my mourning. :fluttercry:

/hail mustard

Hey.
Mustard.
Chill out.
It'll be ok.
Quality over quantity, after all.
We will wait, because it will be worth it.

We await your glorious return.

You aren't fooling me J.

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