• Member Since 9th Feb, 2014
  • offline last seen Mar 28th, 2017

Mustard Is Best Pony


MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

More Blog Posts8

  • 494 weeks
    ALTERNATE ACCOUNT?!

    PER THIS BLOG POST, I'M REVEALING MY ALTERNATE IDENTITY.

    IF YOU NEED HELP FIGURING IT OUT YOU'RE HOPELESS.

    3 comments · 620 views
  • 496 weeks
    LOST FLASH DRIVE

    FUCK.

    LOST EVERYTHING.

    INCLUDING PLANS FOR GLORY DAYS AND WELCOME TO THE SUMMONER'S RIFT.

    FUCK.

    NOT SURE WHEN/IF I CAN GET BACK ON IT.

    6 comments · 438 views
  • 499 weeks
    STILL WORKING

    GLORY DAYS CHAPTER FORTHCOMING.

    DIFFICULT TO WRITE STILL, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.

    0 comments · 293 views
  • 501 weeks
    FIMFICTION CANNOT HANDLE MY GLORY

    MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

    I KNOW ALL.

    I SEE ALL.

    I WRITE ALL.

    AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY

    AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.

    BEHOLD!

    MY GLORY

    8 comments · 408 views
  • 501 weeks
    EXCERPT FROM GLORY DAYS

    Planning a party for a princess was perturbingly perplexing and could possibly punctuate the period of planning with a few panic-fueled problems.

    SAY THAT FIVE TIMES FAST.

    2 comments · 363 views
Sep
11th
2014

FIMFICTION CANNOT HANDLE MY GLORY · 7:31am Sep 11th, 2014

MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

I KNOW ALL.

I SEE ALL.

I WRITE ALL.

AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY

AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.

BEHOLD!

MY GLORY

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 408 views ·
Comments ( 8 )

I'm not sure what I just read. Hell, I don't know if what I saw was even words, or just the essence of awesome given form. But I do know this. I fucking liked it.

great, now I got to gouge my eyeballs out since I will never see something as awesome as this again.

Somehow I can understand them, this... Glorious work is slightly too glorious.
It remind me Scootapple.

....And then Spike woke up....

I haven't seen this suggestion feature in gdocs before, but I couldn't help trying it out.

Soooooo, will we ever read something about the awesomeness of MUSTARD?

2445891
...aaaand apparently that was frowned upon by the glorious mustard overlord. Even misspellings. Why have it on then?

2449162
IF I COULD TURN IT OFF I WOULD.

Login or register to comment