FIMFICTION CANNOT HANDLE MY GLORY · 7:31am Sep 11th, 2014
MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
I KNOW ALL.
I SEE ALL.
I WRITE ALL.
AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY
AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.
BEHOLD!
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
I KNOW ALL.
I SEE ALL.
I WRITE ALL.
AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY
AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.
BEHOLD!
I'm not sure what I just read. Hell, I don't know if what I saw was even words, or just the essence of awesome given form. But I do know this. I fucking liked it.
great, now I got to gouge my eyeballs out since I will never see something as awesome as this again.
Somehow I can understand them, this... Glorious work is slightly too glorious.
It remind me Scootapple.
....And then Spike woke up....
I haven't seen this suggestion feature in gdocs before, but I couldn't help trying it out.
Soooooo, will we ever read something about the awesomeness of MUSTARD?
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...aaaand apparently that was frowned upon by the glorious mustard overlord. Even misspellings. Why have it on then?
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IF I COULD TURN IT OFF I WOULD.