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Mustard Is Best Pony

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Mustard Is Best Pony Joined 9th Feb, 2014 · Offline

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  • 495 weeks
    ALTERNATE ACCOUNT?!

    PER THIS BLOG POST, I'M REVEALING MY ALTERNATE IDENTITY.

    IF YOU NEED HELP FIGURING IT OUT YOU'RE HOPELESS.

    3 comments · 620 views

  • 497 weeks
    LOST FLASH DRIVE

    FUCK.

    LOST EVERYTHING.

    INCLUDING PLANS FOR GLORY DAYS AND WELCOME TO THE SUMMONER'S RIFT.

    FUCK.

    NOT SURE WHEN/IF I CAN GET BACK ON IT.

    6 comments · 439 views

  • 500 weeks
    STILL WORKING

    GLORY DAYS CHAPTER FORTHCOMING.

    DIFFICULT TO WRITE STILL, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.

    0 comments · 294 views

  • 501 weeks
    FIMFICTION CANNOT HANDLE MY GLORY

    MUSTARD'S GLORY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

    I KNOW ALL.

    I SEE ALL.

    I WRITE ALL.

    AND THE PUNY MODS AT FIMFICTION BEHELD MY GLORY

    AND THEY WERE STUNNED BY IT.

    BEHOLD!

    MY GLORY

    8 comments · 408 views

  • 501 weeks
    EXCERPT FROM GLORY DAYS

    Planning a party for a princess was perturbingly perplexing and could possibly punctuate the period of planning with a few panic-fueled problems.

    SAY THAT FIVE TIMES FAST.

    2 comments · 364 views
Aug
27th
2014

THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF MUSTARD · 10:38pm Aug 27th, 2014

BEHOLD!

I HAVE RETURNED!

YOUR ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL LORD AND MASTER MUSTARD HAS RETURNED TO DELIVER THE FINEST CLOP AND SMUTTIEST OF SMUT.

KNEEL AND TREMBLE BEFORE HIS UNENDING POWER.

ALSO: MORE SPIKE FICS INCOMING.

PREPARE THINE ANUSES AND BODIES!

Report Mustard Is Best Pony · 327 views ·
Comments ( 6 )
The Princess Rarity
The Princess Rarity #1 · Aug 27th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

HEIL THE MUSTARDY GOODNESS

metronome
metronome #2 · Aug 27th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

I AM READY
On a side note, WELCOME BACK

Noble Cause
Noble Cause #3 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

Hey, welcome back, you magnificent bastard!

Minimoog Voyager
Minimoog Voyager #4 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

OUR GREAT AND POWERFUL LEADER HAS RETURNED TO US! HUZZAH!

DictatorDuck
DictatorDuck #5 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

OUR LORD HAS RETURNED!

DarkDarsi
DarkDarsi #6 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
Reply

MUSTARD is back and all is well, though the ham may be rotten,
But if may ask, are the previously requested stories been forgotten?

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