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Kaptin Mordakk

Da name'z Mordakk. Kaptin Mordakk. Proud member of da Free Gitz Guild Yunited. Kommanda of Da Shiny Slag. Freebooter, Flash Git, loudmouf an' braggart at 'eart.

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  • 4 weeks
    The Nightmare Lord's Top 10 Giant Monster Films (as of 2018)

    Happy Holidays to you, manlings, ponies, and overall manponies and fellow bronies one and all. Here's a little treat I've got for you, in honor of the latest Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer, and something to reminisce over on this cold time of the year. What can I say? We satyrs love reveling, especially in the weird ways. Nyaheh.

    Top 10 Giant Monster Films (as of 2018)

    King Kong (1933)

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  • 5 weeks
    I Bet Scales is Spike's Mother... and Here's My Defense!

    If you know me, I love piecing together juicy predictions on many things. And personally, I have a raging boner for predicting which characters are the relatives of what other characters, or what a character (typically a villainous one)'s secret identity is. Some of my personal favorites are All For One's true name (or, at least, an alter ego he assumed at the time) being one Hisashi Midoriya from My Hero Academia, Drunkle Qrow Branwen being Ruby Rose's biological father over in

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  • 14 weeks
    My Review of MLP Season Eight, Episodes Twenty-Five and Twenty Six, "School Raze," Pts. 1 & 2 (Spoilers)

    "You know, you ponies got it all wrong. Friendship isn't magic. Friendship is power! With Twilight and her lackeys out of my way, all of Equestria will bow to me! The future Empress of Friendship!"

    What a finale. What a villainess. What a setting. What a plot. WHAT A TWEEST.

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  • 34 weeks
    My Review of MLP Season Eight, Episode Eleven, "Molt Down" (Spoilers)

    Oh, boy. Molt Down. What a wild ride it was. A wild, wild ride. A ride wilder than most.

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  • 36 weeks
    So, Two Nights Ago, I Had a Dream...

    Two nights ago, I had a dream. Oddly, it was an incredibly vivid one, and one I somehow managed to remember upon waking up. It contained a compact little tale detailing a changeling falling in love with something resembling a killer whale mixed with a pony. Instantly, I found the concept intriguing. Now, you might think I'm just saying this because I just wanna go about and make it into a story, and in most ways, you would be right.

    But wait, there's more!

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Me Latest Tales

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Thank you for adding my story, Ask Roseate Grimsbane the Witch, to your Favored Tales of Yore folder. I hope you enjoy the story. :twilightsmile:

Good, glad to know your feeling better after that whole ordeal

But then I remembered that they do not live in the same universe as I and I was okay.

They attacked me when I was not looking.

You got your ass kicked by a guy with an axe and a kid with a bow

How does that make you feel?

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