When faced with the future of trying to cope with living a life in a new world, one so different from his own Anon needs to find a way to cope with this world full of eternally happy pastel ponies.

Maybe he can find something to cheer him us and make the days pass more easily with a little 'harmless' fun.

Warning: Comedic human on pony violence, flutterape references and Anon.

Elliot...well, he's insane, and when he mysteriously appears in Equestria he decides to roll with it and just be himself. Unfortunately for Equestria this isn't the best thing he decides to do.

After meeting Shining Armor he travels to Ponyville to learn the Magic of Friendship from Twilight Sparkle.
And stare at plots.

NOTE: This story will NOT be updated again if I can help it. It was always for me to get rid of my writer's block and jot down stupid and ridiculous ideas. To the fans of this...story; Please, go read something else out there, this story is the very bottom of the barrel.

Your name is David. You lived in Ponyville for a few years now. During this time, you have developed friendships with the ponies, particularly the Mane Six. You have suffered some pranks from them and you decide that it is time to get them back.

Only question is, will you be able to escape from their retribution?

This story is a sequel to Maud Pie Challenged Me To A Rap Battle

Anon was invited by Celestia to partake in a friendly match of rap battling. Anon "graciously" accepts. Things take an unexpected turn, but nothing Anon isn't ready for.

[Description written by Celestia. Co-written by Pinkie Pie]

Collaboration with Chillbook1
Mild swearing is used.

Sigh.... Great. Just great! I get sent into ponyland as a loli. Not just any normal kind of loli. Noooo! I'm a loli with tentacles growing out of my back. I can't even control these things! At least they somewhat listen to me, and I kept my house though...

Follow Dakota as he/she/it goes through the MLP FIM episodes, changing things as he tries to live his life. He appears around a few days before the events of Ticket Master and the CMC has already formed, if you want an exact date.

I'll be honest, these past few years have been very busy, I've lost a lot of my notes, and sorta moved on from this fic. I'll see about making something else, but if anyone wants to make some kinda reboot or continuation for this, go on your merry way. maybe I'll come back to this, but I doubt it.

The cover art was made by InvaderIka. Here's the link.
http://invaderika.deviantart.com/art/TRADITIONAL-Okage-The-Shadow-King-Styled-Ally-487246142

This story is a sequel to Fluttershy Challenged Me To A Rap Battle

After the events of "Fluttershy Challenged Me To A Rap Battle", Maud feels like she should take a shot at Anon to test his verbal prowess.

Man, he should've said no.

Collaboration with Chillbook1
Mild Swearing is used.

Although he's reluctant at first, Anon accepts a rap battle proposed by Fluttershy.
Maybe he wouldn't have accepted it had he knew that chaos would ensue.

Collaboration with Chillbook1.
Mild swearing is used.

Josh Schwartz is a normal human with a normal life. He has his computer, his TV, his pet cat, his love of sports, the works. Naturally, he doesn't approve or enjoy girly things that are obviously made for girls. However, when a mysterious and unexplainable series of events takes place, he finds himself in Equestria, a world with no humans and only ponies...well, mostly ponies. How will this sarcastic human boy adapt to this new world? And how will its residents take to their new visitor?

A human with a sour temper, an immunity to magic and mischievously-sinister tendencies appears in Celestia's garden. His body suffers from a strange case of disproportionate deformity, and he displays a certain degree of genre savviness regarding the ponies' world. Using this knowledge, the human struggles to avoid "cliches" to the point of obsession. His attitude constantly pushes away the ponies and their attempts at friendship, while he intends to use the brightly-colored equines to gain a stranglehold on their economics. Combining cartoon-physics and manipulation, the human slowly rises to the occasion in order to swindle the wealthy, assert his presence, and dominate his environment.

Just how far into his quest for wealth, however, will the ponies let him get?

(A self-insert that is fully conscious of cliches, contains swearing and some mildly violent and offensive themes. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. So don't whine about it. Welcome to the internet.)

LEGAL STUFF
I own the artwork.
MLP:FiM belongs to Hasbro, Studio B, and Lauren Faust
Any references to media are purely used for entertainment purposes.

In a world where Friendship Is Magic was never aired, one teen is going to have his life turned upside down when he is sent by God to Equestria, and he's not very happy about it.

Armed only with an extensive knowledge of Sci-fi shows, a vintage 80's car, some shopping and his iPhone, he now has to deal with talking ponies, several episode-like adventures and a lack of computer games.

Follow him as he tries to get home, while learning the magic of friendship along with the ponies. Or something like that.

Pre-read and edited by scooterdash.

Cover art commissioned from http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/