Elliot...well, he's insane, and when he mysteriously appears in Equestria he decides to roll with it and just be himself. Unfortunately for Equestria this isn't the best thing he decides to do.
After meeting Shining Armor he travels to Ponyville to learn the Magic of Friendship from Twilight Sparkle.
And stare at plots.
NOTE: This story will NOT be updated again if I can help it. It was always for me to get rid of my writer's block and jot down stupid and ridiculous ideas. To the fans of this...story; Please, go read something else out there, this story is the very bottom of the barrel.
Chapters (6)
MOAR
3678240 Aye, it doesn't seem like someone who is insane to me, just severly mentally retarded. Seriously, do those guys ever sit still? They don't? TOO THE ASYLUM!
Haha, I learned how to escape from a standard straight jacket once, on some kind of demonstration day, that might be usefull me figures.
Herp Derp.
Notsurewatjust
I saw too many SS13 references. Too many.
Derp.
3678420 Actually, I'm going for that he both does and doesn't know what he's doing. Also, as you may have saw in the end of chapter 1, his ability to break the fourth wall is going to be on and off. Just depends on how I feel.
3678441 What's SS13?
3680032 I figured you would say so. Just... So many. And SS13 is awesome.
3680038 No...I really don't know what SS13 is. Should i know?
Dude! Don't leave me hanging! I want to know! What are the supposed references?! I must know!
I...I'll take you off my Christmas Card list! Don't make me do it!
3678240 THANK YOU!!! DAMN CAPS LOCK!!!
You, sir, have a moustache for that cool avatar.
3680170 Oh. Okay, thanks!
This is funny
3680690 Glad you think so! I can't tell with my own work.
You might want to know that I'm working on chapter 3 right now!
ooooh bluebloods ganna get it.
3686657 Seriously, dude?
Oh, I'm so happy! I'd like to thank my mother, my friends, and my neverending supply of insanity!
Also, I was the one who posted this ssssooooo...I believe that the first goes to...what?! ME?!
You mad bro?
3686690
I'm so...so...I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS!!!
3686668 Originally the Derpy thing was going to be a oneoff thing. Like the Luna kiss. But then I decided to keep it as an acctual thing. Glad I did, so much opportunities!
3686732
TO THE PARTY CAVE!!!
WE NEED STREAMERS, CAKE, CAKE, CAKE, CAKE AND MUFFINS!!!!
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?!?!
3686760 DON'T WORRY!!! I HAVE THE BEAR REPELLENT PARTY-SPRAY!!!
IT'S OKAY PONIES!!! THE BEAR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
...CAN YOU HEAR KNIVES FROM WHERE THE BEAR LEFT?!?!
LET ME LOOK!!!
...NOT GOING BACK THERE!!!
3686792 DON'T WORRY!!! I'VE GOT AWAY AND I'LL GET THE ROYAL GUARD-ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
H e h e h e h e . . . y o u ' l l n e v e r g e t a w a y . . .
3686820 Dunno.
...Wanna go bug Moony and Sun Butt? Chill with Discord?
...Restore Sombra to his rightful throne upon the world which would evolve under his iron hoof?
3686853 Eh, sure, why not? We can stop at Mount Doom. My main man The One Eye can give us a major discount.
3686879 I know right? I mean, the giant flaming eye for a head and body was a little off putting at first, but we got chatting and realised we both want to take over the world!
...FORGET YOU HEARD THAT!!! FORGET IT OR SUFFER THE CONSACUNCES!! I DON'T EVEN CARE TGAT I'M SPELLING WRONG!!!!
3686904 Yes...details.
T e l l m e d o y o u l i k e b r e a t h i n g . . . ?
Ah, crud. He's breaking loose!
D o y o u l i k e b l o o d . . . ?
He...almost...NO!!!
H e l l o , m y b a b y , h e l l o , m y h o n e y . . . !
3686930 Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!!
...Hello? Why am I alone?
...Meh.
PARTY TIME!!!
3686943 *pulls out shotgun* Oops, sorry wrong pocket. *Pulls out random morality choice* Damn. I hate these things. Do you take the blue pill and go back to your boring, everyday life? Or do you take the pink pill and see how far the pony hole goes?
3686973 In your rash choice you have inadvertently doomed yourself. As the pills reach your inner soul through the TARDIS they explode and turn you into a dragonaquis. Landing you in an Equestria where dragonaquises are hunted by ponies to the death. And you landed in Celestia's throne room. As she blasts you into peices your only regret is that you should have farted in her face.
3687009 Spoken like a true...something or other.
What the fuck did I just read
3679533 Just wait...
Nn3eeeeeeerevvvveeeeeericeturkeygriffonpineapplestrawberrysurprise
3738211 I wrote it and I have no idea.
Please sir may I have some more ?
3974474 That depends.
Do you enjoy ze randoms?
3985398 Do you enjoy the madness?
4923603 We all enjoy ze madness!
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3878326
Thespacebarisoverrated
4926822 G-e-t_o-n_m-y_l-e-v-e-l-,_k-i-d
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4926935
Don't make me bring Elliot in here, kids!
Hi!
Oh crap, get out! *Sounds of pans hitting a skull repeatedly* *Sound of a tank shooting* *Sound of Chuck Norris* ...I think...he's gone...
HELP! I've run out of chapters and need to laugh my arse off. help?
5260102 Well, I tend to only write this when I'm hyper or feeling extremely silly. So no chapters for a while. Maybe around Christmas, but probably not.
5260811 HubalaBOO
I can just picture Derpy introducing Elliot to Dinky
5349954 You have inspired a moment in the chapter I'm currently writing and will thus get a shout out when I finish it! Thank you good Sir/Madam!
SCP MarkiElliot approved
I was lost and then I found this story
I need many much more of this
Yes