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This story is a sequel to My Little Heartbreak: Heartbroken


It's a week later, and Twilight is nagging Heartbreak into learning more about herself and what her special talents really are! Heartbreak shows herself to be the artistic type but with learning to be a pony and contending with ponies curious about the new mare in Ponyville, it's a rocky start that is leaving Heartbreak feeling more than drained of her ability to express herself. Let alone learn how to use a pencil with her mouth. Perhaps Zecora can help with a special brew she calls "Creativi-Tea"? Or will this just going to lead to a lot of Insani-tea?

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This story is a sequel to My Little Heartbreak: Meanwhile, Back at the Farm


It has been settled. This month, Twilight and CO agree that for Heartbreak to live in Equestria, she needs an actual place to live in. A real home. With money tight, and Heartbreak not having much of anything of her own, how are they going to get her this dream home?
The answer will drag both Heartbreak and Rarity kicking and nearly screaming through a series of seemingly unfortunate events involving travel, discovery, and later on: The Cutie Mark Crusaders!
But there are dark secrets still being harbored within both Heartbreak and her new home. Will Rarity, a pony who prides herself on her looks, charms and grace be able to teach a pony who doesn't care about any of those things anything about generosity? Hopefully. And hopefully before one of them strangles the other.

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This story is a sequel to House that Heartbreak Rebuilt


Heartbreak, after a roller-coaster ride of an adventure, is finally in a home of her own, and an honorary Cutie Mark Crusader to boot! Unfortunately, her time with the Crusaders and the Summer Readers Club is more than just social calls - it's also a one-of-a-kind opportunity for Equestrian germs.

It's Fluttershy's turn to teach Heartbreak a lesson in friendship, but it will be a struggle to get a real understanding of kindness through to the sickest, most stubborn tan mare in Equestria.

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When it came to matters of the heart, Anthony just couldn't win. In his path, a rainbow coloured trail of broken hearts were left. With the final relationship he had, his strange exes decided they had enough. Now crashing through the universe and robbed of everything that makes him who he is: Anthony has been abandoned, branded and renamed by his exes. Find out how a pony named HeartBreak has to learn -her- place in this new world.

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This story is a sequel to My Little Heartbreak: Creativi-Tea


For the whole of April, Heartbreak has been confined to the library under Twilight’s orders. By the time May starts, being cooped up is starting to give her a serious case of cabin fever. Heartbreak wants some open space, some fresh air and a bit of grass under her hooves. Twilight wants Heartbreak to learn a bit more discipline and honesty about things. The two would butt heads, but Twilight finds a compromise.
Send her off to help Applejack with the first season’s apple harvest!
But how will a pony like Applejack, whose motto is, “Honesty is the Best Policy,” deal with a pony like Heartbreak, who has wrapped herself up in webs upon webs of lies just to cope with her situation?

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Shining Armor has lived a long and happy life alongside his wife Cadance. Though they never managed to have another child, they've held the Crystal Empire strong against many enemies, helping to spread friendship all across the world.

But merely being married to an Alicorn Princess has not protected him from the ravages of time. Where many others would have to say farewell to their immortal children and relatives, something else is waiting for Shining Armor.

His younger sister, ruler of Equestria, is unwilling to say goodbye, and has perfected a spell that will allow him to stay with his family. He has little time to decide: accept the spell, or say goodbye to his family forever. It isn't really much of a choice.


Cover by Zutcha, editing by da star bois Two Bit and Sparktail.

A warning for potentially sensitive readers: this is a story about cute role-reversals. Though it includes Gleaming Shield and physical transformation, it has neither the scope nor the wordcount to deal with the more sensitive topics of personal identity and dysphoria. Things I could not treat with the respect they deserved were left out of the story completely.

If you're looking for a more substantial take on transition and transgender subjects, I suggest one of my other stories, Homebrew.

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This is the story of Julia, the AI assistant of the last clean pilot of a dying human race. For the most part, this will follow her perspective as she tells her story.

She, and her human master are on a mission to restart the human race, when they collide with an asteroid in a small star system. After a bumpy landing, they need to adapt to their new way of living, on a planet full of colorful equines.

Crossover with Elite: Dangerous

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Totally not an April Fools story. Non consensual nose-booping is serious business.

Fluttershy is betrayed by one she trusted the most, violated in a heinous act of non-consensual nose-booping. Enough edginess to cut a bitch ensues. Clearly the most horrifying story I have ever written; I can only pray it doesn't get me banned forever.

Contains: non-consensual belly rubs, non-consensual booping, non-consensual brushie brushie, non-consensual cuddling, paper-thin disguises, hood autism, ruined for marriage, edgy enough to cut a bitch, pregnancy does not work that way, law does not work that way, nothing works that way and I have no idea what's going on, april fools/foals

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This story is a sequel to Not So Secret


Applejack is in labor on the farm and insists on having her foal the old-fashioned way. Rainbow Dash is the only one with first-hand experience and has to coach her stubborn friend through the process as best she can. Slight, distant sequel to my story Not So Secret.

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This story is a sequel to Big Spoon


With Applejack and Twilight's anniversary soon approaching, Applejack decides to surprise her by learning how to preen wings.

Thankfully, after some strategic bribes, Rainbow Dash is more than willing to swallow her pride and help.

Though Rainbow does warn her that things could get... intimate.


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An entry to Krazy's Appledash Event!

Proofread by my ever astute boyfriend RoMS, who is the most goodest proofreader in the wolrd. And no he doesn't proofread my descriptions.

Cover Art by Anhell Mortem. So many thanks to her for allowing me to use this piece.

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