I've got ponies on the brain.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Watched the show. Joined the herd. Ponies on the mind. Veteran fanfic writer. ProfileArt provided by CoutnessMRose: https://www.deviantart.com/countessmrose/art/The-Well-859294420

"You will be EXTERMINATED: With Lemons!"

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Pony should pony pony.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutiemark?

i'm like, an artist ig

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Mostly harmless.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

"gg i deserve challenjour"

Ya know, if I were witty, I would put something clever here. But trust me - I ain't.

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Kissy honses

"Everything in the world is either coffee or not coffee."

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

More royal pony sisters, please!

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Pithy Statement

A little turtle who likes to write

You Must Fight To Live On The Planet Of The Apes

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

Cum historia, Mutat valde Razgriz, Revelat ipsum, Primum daemon scelestus est

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

This is fiction. But it is based...

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Hi, Yes I'm Queen Quake and Wandering Sunrise I like Explosions, 40K, Ponies, Anime, and Explosions....that's about it. Check me out on YouTube just search Fiaura ;)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Pony Author, Writer of Foal Stories, Storyteller, Equestrian Analyzer and occasional Pony Artist. You can support the stories I tell on Patreon to get nice rewards or tip me on Ko-fi (LINKS BELOW).

Caffeine's not even a drug and I still have a problem.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe